What will you name your Xbox One?

Discussion in 'Xbox One - Console, Accessories and Hardware' started by rusty_train, Jun 9, 2013.

  1. rusty_train
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    If i ever get a Xbox One, im going to name it E.T so when it does its online Check once every 24 hours Microsoft will see that E.T is trying to phone home
     


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    I prolly name it "failed 90's copy"
     
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    yea but it was the Beta Max that failed not the VHS, the Xbone looks more like the VHS
     
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    Poor Betamax :c
    Same thing happened to HDDVD.
    And to other victims of the format wars.

    XBone tries to copy the VHS, but it already fails at that.
     
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    Brick of Shit, Is what I would call it.

    I was going to go with toilet paper or something along them lines but that would be insulting toilet paper, as it's far more useful then Xbone.
     
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    I won't have one personally as even if I had the money, I'm in no way convinced by the machine. But in general I like to call them 'huge lump of worthless crapola'.
     
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    It shall be called XDone caused its been done before.......Feeling Deja Vu it seems
     
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    I already have my nextgen console the WiiU but if I were to get an xbox one I would call it gtihs.
     
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    What xbox one? not buying one
     
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    Not that I have even the remotest interest in buying one, but "XBone" (pronounced X-bone) seems an appropriate name. Hell, MS came up with the name themselves, after all. They might try to charge me a fee to call it anything else.
     
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