1. rusty_train

    OP rusty_train GBAtemp Regular
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    If i ever get a Xbox One, im going to name it E.T so when it does its online Check once every 24 hours Microsoft will see that E.T is trying to phone home
     
  2. emigre

    emigre i am a free i am not man a number
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  3. DinohScene

    DinohScene Gay boy
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    I prolly name it "failed 90's copy"
     
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  4. tj_cool

    tj_cool Site dev
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  5. rusty_train

    OP rusty_train GBAtemp Regular
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    yea but it was the Beta Max that failed not the VHS, the Xbone looks more like the VHS
     
  6. WiiUBricker

    WiiUBricker News Police
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  7. DinohScene

    DinohScene Gay boy
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    Poor Betamax :c
    Same thing happened to HDDVD.
    And to other victims of the format wars.

    XBone tries to copy the VHS, but it already fails at that.
     
  8. jonesman99

    jonesman99 GBAtemp's Official ArchAndroid
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    SaturnBox One
     
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    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai
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  10. Chaossaturn

    Chaossaturn GBAtemp Regular
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    Brick of Shit, Is what I would call it.

    I was going to go with toilet paper or something along them lines but that would be insulting toilet paper, as it's far more useful then Xbone.
     
  11. Blaze163

    Blaze163 The White Phoenix's purifying flame.
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    I won't have one personally as even if I had the money, I'm in no way convinced by the machine. But in general I like to call them 'huge lump of worthless crapola'.
     
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  12. Qtis

    Qtis Grey Knight Inquisitor
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    Paperweight.
     
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  13. macmanhigh

    macmanhigh THC = Truly High Caliber
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    It shall be called XDone caused its been done before.......Feeling Deja Vu it seems
     
  14. Parasite X

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    I already have my nextgen console the WiiU but if I were to get an xbox one I would call it gtihs.
     
  15. Lushay

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    Charles if it's a boy and Susan if it's a girl.
     
  16. Osha

    Osha Weh
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    The Milkman GBATemp's Official Asshat Milkman
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    "Poor man's PC"
     
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  18. 3bbb7

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    What xbox one? not buying one
     
  19. mechagouki

    mechagouki Kill 'em all...
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    Bad M*****F*****
     
  20. Rayder

    Rayder Mostly lurking lately....
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    Not that I have even the remotest interest in buying one, but "XBone" (pronounced X-bone) seems an appropriate name. Hell, MS came up with the name themselves, after all. They might try to charge me a fee to call it anything else.
     
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