What are you holding?

[mucus]

I'm still not really holding anything. . .

 

[alidsl]

iPod in the left, my dick in the right

 

[Wombo Combo]

A chicken sandwich and a milkshake

 

[Brian117]

A chicken sandwich and a milkshake

Your keyboard must be pretty dirty with crumbs and whatnot if you can type while holding a chicken sandwich and a milkshake.

 

[alidsl]

Oh hello brian I haven't seen you in a while, how was the ban?

 

[Brian117]

Oh hello brian I haven't seen you in a while, how was the ban?

It was just peachy keen.

 

[The Catboy]

A monster in my right and nothing in my left

 

[Schizoanalysis]

my breakfast

 

[ProtoKun7]

A chicken sandwich and a milkshake

Your keyboard must be pretty dirty with crumbs and whatnot if you can type while holding a chicken sandwich and a milkshake.

He typed that, picked up the sandwich and the milkshake and pressed Add Reply with his elbow.

 

[person66]

My iPod touch 4th gen...

Well, I'm actually only touching the case and screen protector, not the iPod itself, does it still count???

EDIT: Oh, and a penis of course

 

[Vidboy10]

I'm holding my HTC Magic in my right hand and typing this with my right hand thumb.

Beat that.

 

[monkat]

I'm holding my HTC Magic in my right hand and typing this with my right hand thumb.

Beat that.

I'm holding my Motorola Droid with my right pinky and typing with my right thumb.

Beat that.

 

[Aogu]

An airsoft pistol....

 

[GundamXXX]

I'm holding my HTC Magic in my right hand and typing this with my right hand thumb.

Beat that.

I'm holding my Motorola Droid with my right pinky and typing with my right thumb.

Beat that.

Im holding my penis in my right hand and my whiskey in my left typing with no fingers.. beat that

 

[monkat]

I'm holding my HTC Magic in my right hand and typing this with my right hand thumb.

Beat that.

I'm holding my Motorola Droid with my right pinky and typing with my right thumb.

Beat that.

Im holding my penis in my right hand and my whiskey in my left typing with no fingers.. beat that

I'm holding my keyboard in my right hand, whiskey in my left, and typing with my penis.

Beat that.

 

[GundamXXX]

I'm holding my HTC Magic in my right hand and typing this with my right hand thumb.

Beat that.

I'm holding my Motorola Droid with my right pinky and typing with my right thumb.

Beat that.

Im holding my penis in my right hand and my whiskey in my left typing with no fingers.. beat that

I'm holding my keyboard in my right hand, whiskey in my left, and typing with my penis.

Beat that.

Im beating with my left hand, drinking with my right hand, typing with my other hand and playing Tekken with my toes.. BEAT THAT

 

[Zerox8610]

I'm only holding a tissue. Nothing to beat. o,o

 

[Kwartel]

My dick for well known reasons.

 

[ineap09]

I'm only holding a tissue. Nothing to beat. o,o

Hmm! So...what are you planning to do with that tissue...eh?

Ah, I see...

 

[mameks]

My dick for well known reasons.

You're gay, so you like to touch dicks?



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