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iPod in the left, my dick in the right
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Brian117 said:
Wombo Combo said:
A chicken sandwich and a milkshake
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Your keyboard must be pretty dirty with crumbs and whatnot if you can type while holding a chicken sandwich and a milkshake.
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He typed that, picked up the sandwich and the milkshake and pressed Add Reply with his elbow.
 
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My iPod touch 4th gen...

Well, I'm actually only touching the case and screen protector, not the iPod itself, does it still count???

EDIT: Oh, and a penis of course
 
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Vidboy10 said:
I'm holding my HTC Magic in my right hand and typing this with my right hand thumb.

Beat that.
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I'm holding my Motorola Droid with my right pinky and typing with my right thumb.

Beat that.
 
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monkat said:
Vidboy10 said:
I'm holding my HTC Magic in my right hand and typing this with my right hand thumb.

Beat that.
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I'm holding my Motorola Droid with my right pinky and typing with my right thumb.

Beat that.
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Im holding my penis in my right hand and my whiskey in my left typing with no fingers.. beat that
 
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GundamXXX said:
monkat said:
Vidboy10 said:
I'm holding my HTC Magic in my right hand and typing this with my right hand thumb.

Beat that.
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I'm holding my Motorola Droid with my right pinky and typing with my right thumb.

Beat that.
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Im holding my penis in my right hand and my whiskey in my left typing with no fingers.. beat that
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I'm holding my keyboard in my right hand, whiskey in my left, and typing with my penis.

Beat that.
 
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monkat said:
GundamXXX said:
monkat said:
Vidboy10 said:
I'm holding my HTC Magic in my right hand and typing this with my right hand thumb.

Beat that.
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I'm holding my Motorola Droid with my right pinky and typing with my right thumb.

Beat that.
Click to expand...

Im holding my penis in my right hand and my whiskey in my left typing with no fingers.. beat that
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I'm holding my keyboard in my right hand, whiskey in my left, and typing with my penis.

Beat that.
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Im beating with my left hand, drinking with my right hand, typing with my other hand and playing Tekken with my toes.. BEAT THAT
 

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