Want to play with my pink joystick?

[TrolleyDave]

It's no good, look. I was playing with my knob earlier and it came off in my hand.

 

[xJonny]

Try screwing up the back side, it should produce something good.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Who's sledgehammer?

OMG! Sledge Hammer was one of the greatest TV shows ever! Only ran for 2 seasons but if you like Airplane/Naked Gun/Mel Brookes style comedy it's a must see.

 

[dinofan01]

Gotta love awkward pictures.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Try screwing up the back side, it should produce something good.

Touche good sir! That had me in stitches!

 

[TrolleyDave]

Good god, she barely touched it and it shot it's whole payload. Look, there's pictures.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Help, I oiled it up but it still won't fit in the hole properly.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Help, I've been spanking my monkey and now there's a permanent red hand mark.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Would someone mind grabbing my sausage for me?

 

[TrolleyDave]

Do you want my half a pound of beef?

 

[xJonny]

There was too much to be served, so I tossed some off into the dog's mouth.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Well that's ok for you, but what do I do with this discharge?

 

[xJonny]

I'm afraid the baby is still attached to it.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Well it did come out of this big sack after all.

(All this has made me want to dig out my old Viz collection.)

 

[TrolleyDave]

Ewww, I got it all over my shoe and it's really sticky, look.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Wanna touch my really long bone?

 

[Man18]

Without the dirtyness it would pwn to have that, I could wire it up to my old ass DS Brick and make an arcade style DS out of Plexy, a shit load of leds and some other stuff. it would pwn.

Hmmm probably posted already but who cares.

 

[xJonny]

I actually thought "Woah, why did he post that!" for a few seconds

 

[TrolleyDave]

Who wants to play with my big balls?

 

[xJonny]

Who wants to play with my big balls?