Want to play with my pink joystick?

[TrolleyDave]

Wanna see my floppy? It's five and a quarter inches.

 

[TrolleyDave]

I was shocked by how big and hairy her pussy was.

 

[TrolleyDave]

I was soooo happy when she agreed to play Spank The Monkey with me.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Would you be offended if I asked you to hold my nuts?

 

[Gore]

Blonde chick with nice pussy

Spoiler

 

[TrolleyDave]

Want to see a picture of my cock standing at attention?

 

[TrolleyDave]

Do you want to play with something hard?

 

[TrolleyDave]

I put it in her hand but she just laughed at how small it was.

 

[TrolleyDave]

She wasn't impressed when I shoved both my balls in her dogs mouth.

 

[TrolleyDave]

I told her she wouldn't be able to get it all in her mouth but she still tried.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

LOL!
And disturbing...

 

[Mei-o]

I used this long hard thing with a sticky substance on it's head in an in-and-out motion and it produced a white foamy substance.

 

[Cablephish]

Blow me up.

 

[Szyslak]

Check out these bodacious tatas. With and without bras!

 

[TrolleyDave]

^^^^ lmao!

 

[Szyslak]

How about a quick peek at my dangling participle?

 

[TrolleyDave]

I had no idea why she got so upset when I asked if she'd like a ride on my Junk.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Could somebody help me empty my sack. It's full and heavy and hard to walk around with.

 

[Cablephish]

That's a really small hammock for a really short person.

 

[TrolleyDave]

I was not happy when she let her pussy drip on my floor.