Your 80's Uncles' 80's van (with beer and Kung-Fu grip)
The "Im213374u" van
The bumpkin van
The 2000's van with third-row seating
Your 80's Uncle forgot his smokes in your 2000's van
The hyphy van
Your boy had the remix in the hyphy van
Your hyphy van just crashed
Your boy just heard your 80's Uncle had a baby in his 80's van
You just traded your van in because.....
You just got a new van!
....but it smells like dog, there's a deep ass-groove, and a fry in the seat
Your Uncle just found out your boy cheated with his girl, so now you just said, "Fuck it" and started working at P. F. Chang's....but you now get in the van instead of telling others to do so; what a wild van ride life can be
Ps. Riding in Vans with Boys is not as good as it sounds.....and it never is :/ ( and the only way to try it, is with this, ironically: )