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Your 80's Uncles' 80's van (with beer and Kung-Fu grip)


The "Im213374u" van


The bumpkin van


The 2000's van with third-row seating


Your 80's Uncle forgot his smokes in your 2000's van


The hyphy van


Your boy had the remix in the hyphy van


Your hyphy van just crashed


Just-for-you van


Your boy just heard your 80's Uncle had a baby in his 80's van


You just traded your van in because.....


You just got a new van!


....but it smells like dog, there's a deep ass-groove, and a fry in the seat

Your Uncle just found out your boy cheated with his girl, so now you just said, "Fuck it" and started working at P. F. Chang's....but you now get in the van instead of telling others to do so; what a wild van ride life can be



Ps. Riding in Vans with Boys is not as good as it sounds.....and it never is :/ ( and the only way to try it, is with this, ironically: )
 

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You didn't take in the full beauty of The Epic of the Van, part one & two

It's a coming-of-age story that chronicles the hardships we face in life, while in a van or two.
- Vanity Faire
That’s not the only thing happening in the van :tpi:
 

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