Tree stole my bike

[LunaWofl]

But it looks so happy

CAN I KEEP IT?!

 

[SamAsh07]

Lolwut, what game is this?

 

[LunaWofl]

Lolwut, what game is this?

No More Heroes

 

[nryn99]

EDIT: oh there was a pic....

looks nice.

 

[Veho]

Tree ate my bike

Spoiler

 

[nryn99]

Tree ate my bike

Spoiler

how?

 

[SamAsh07]

Tree ate my bike

Spoiler

how?

Photoshop

 

[Veho]

Nope.

 

[tagzard]

I must desyroy thos tree.

 

[nryn99]

Nope.

do you mind telling me a story?

i want to hear the story of the bike-eating tree.

 

[LunaWofl]

Looks like its sitting on a branch to me >_>;

 

[Veho]

Apparently someone left a bike chained to a tree and never came back for it. And so the tree ate it.

Trees do that. They grow into and around any obstacle they can't move or break.

 

[nryn99]

nice, teeheehee. what if a corpse would be left beside a tree, then you come back after several years, would the tree grow around it as if the tree ate it?

 

[Sterling]

nice, teeheehee. what if a corpse would be left beside a tree, then you come back after several years, would the tree grow around it as if the tree ate it?

It would most likely be just bones by then, but a tree can move bones. So the answer is no, the bones would be in a heap next to the tree.

 

[BORTZ]

nice, teeheehee. what if a corpse would be left beside a tree, then you come back after several years, would the tree grow around it as if the tree ate it?

If there is a way to do that... that would be the most awesome/creepy tree ever.

 

[Shinigami357]

nice, teeheehee. what if a corpse would be left beside a tree, then you come back after several years, would the tree grow around it as if the tree ate it?

Nah... It'll just turn into that creepy tree in Sleepy Hollow

 

[Ikki]

A tree stole my virginity.



What?

 

[AlanJohn]

 

[Slyakin]

I thought the guy reached 88 miles per hour on his bike and then merged with the tree becoming tree man saving the day while also living in a tree.


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