Translating Wii U players

[chavosaur]

It seems a lot of people are confused as to what certain wii u players mean by the things they say. But rest assured, I am here to help! I will use simple pictures to help show what Wii U ayers actually mean when talking about their system! If you have any questions, ill try to translate them as well!

"I Play my wii U all the time/ Well I'm gonna go play my wii u now!"

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"The Wii U has plenty of games that everyone would love!"

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"The Wii u online community is huge!"

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"Wii u has tons of titles coming soon that can appeal even to the hardcore audience!"

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Please my friends, if you have any questions or need translating, I will be glad to help you!

 

[GameWinner]

You done it now! Prepare to be branded as a troll!

 

[broitsak]

I beg you don't cry! ;O;

 

[avran89]

Why are we even friends....

 

[Gahars]

You seem to have forgotten "It's the third parties fault the Wii U isn't selling, they abandoned and betrayed Nintendo!" aka "I need the easiest and most convenient scapegoat possible so I don't have to put any blame on glorious Nintendo for their own failings."

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Please my friends, if you have any questions or need translating, I will be glad to help you!

One of my friends said that Pikmin 3 totally isn't Lemmings with 3D. Can you tell me whether he's right or wrong, Chaco Chavo?

 

[BrightNeko]

"I Like my wii U'

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

This is a beautiful thread. The OP is beautiful, and the poster is beautiful.

 

[pokefloote]

You are doing us a great service, Chavo. I will come back with any inquiries as the WiiU sales threads appear. ;O;

 

[chavosaur]

You seem to have forgotten "It's the third parties fault the Wii U isn't selling, they abandoned and betrayed Nintendo!" aka "I need the easiest and most convenient scapegoat possible so I don't have to put any blame on glorious Nintendo for their own failings."

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"The Wii U is a system with a variety of possibilities and functions!"

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Paperweight

Doorstop

"I Like my wii U'

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Fps4lyfe lol bichpls ;o;

 

[xist]

Please understand...

 

[ComeTurismO]

The Wii U is better than the PS4.

 

[emigre]

After reading this thread, I have to say I am very butthurt.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

"The Wii U is next generation! "

 

[BORTZ]

Is that a screenshot of CoD Ghosts for the WiiU?

 

[RedCoreZero]

LOL Internet Explorer still is having the image issues!

I actually thought they would have fixed the errors and not fuck up.

Oh and lol

 

[Ubuntuの刀]

Holy shit I almost died laughing.

 

[chavosaur]

Was in Walmart today. Thought this was appropriate.
"WII U HAS MULTITUDES OF GAMES YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM AT A VARIETY OF PLACES."

I see they took Multiples seriously.

 

[Gahars]

TL;DR of this thread: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-purchase_rationalization

 

[Deleted_171835]

Spoiler: The Wii U has lots of good games!

"There are plenty of good games! Like ZombiU! And ZombiU. and uhh...ZombiU?"

Spoiler: The Wii U is next-gen!

Spoiler: The Wii U has a ton of unique great exclusives that can't be played anywhere else!

oh wait