Tom Cruise building bunker..

[cubin']

Tom Cruise building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack'
28.09.07

Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.

The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.


http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-2341


oh dear.

 

[Hadrian]

 

[Chotaz]

'nuf said

 

[Caoimhin]

Is this a joke? Please help him!

 

[moozxy]

Oh dear God... what protection can I get for... lets see *spills change from pocket*... 54p?

 

[Harsky]

Oh dear God... what protection can I get for... lets see *spills change from pocket*... 54p?

Territorial Army.

 

[ZAFDeltaForce]

I can imagine...

Xenu: All your bases are belong to us!
Tom Cruise: Quick! To the bunker!
*Alien super mega powerful laser wipes out bunker*

 

[ShadowXP]

I FUCKING KNEW XENU WAS COMING!

Thanks for the heads up Tom, I'm building my own right now.

 

[pika3000]

Maybe if he changes his mind and builds it in Vegas that Micheal Jackson statue will scare them away.

 

[Friction Baby]

Isn't he the same guy that bought so many acres of land on mars????

LMAO

 

[zombielove]

He still has the haircut of a 4 year old. I hope Tom Cruise gets fucking ebola and dies.

People who join cults piss me off.

 

[ZAFDeltaForce]

Isn't he the same guy that bought so many acres of land on mars????

LMAO

He what?!

 

[kitehimuro]

Wha'? Revenge attack? Me? Been hiding out on Earth disguised as human ever since the Last Great Time War began

 

[Switchy]

Poor Katie Holmes.

And damn he looks gay..

 

[Kael1]

Only in America...

 

[Veho]

Maybe good ol' Tom has a point, you know...

This was taken by the Hubble space telescope just a few days ago:
(to avoid panic, I shall put it in spoiler tabs)

OMG RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

 

[jumpman17]

Aw, I sure miss Holmes feels so proud right now.

 

[Opium]

Cruise has such awesome ideas.

 

[IainDS]

Not true. Don't trust the media.

 

[jimmy j]

Tom: Hahaha! You'll never catch me! I am entombed in my alien-proof bunker!

Xenu: Alien-proof?

Tom: Yeah! Alien-proof, bomb-proof, water-proof - the lot! I am eenvinceebul!

Xenu: Is it made of kryptonite?

Tom: What?

Xenu: Kryptonite, Tom. Is your bunker made of it?

Tom: Well... no, but -

Xenu: But nothing, Tom! Its made of concrete. Concrete ffs! It's shit and it ain't Xenu-proof!

Tom: But the salesman said -

Xenu: Silence, human! FIRE THE PLANET BLOWER-UPPER GUN!