Tom Cruise building bunker..

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  1. cubin'
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    Tom Cruise building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack'
    28.09.07

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    Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.

    The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.


    http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-2341


    oh dear.
     


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  3. Chotaz

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] 'nuf said
     
  4. Caoimhin

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    Is this a joke? Please help him!
     
  5. moozxy

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    Oh dear God... what protection can I get for... lets see *spills change from pocket*... 54p?
     
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  7. ZAFDeltaForce

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    [​IMG] I can imagine...

    Xenu: All your bases are belong to us!
    Tom Cruise: Quick! To the bunker!
    *Alien super mega powerful laser wipes out bunker*
     
  8. ShadowXP

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    I FUCKING KNEW XENU WAS COMING!

    Thanks for the heads up Tom, I'm building my own right now.
     
  9. pika3000

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    Maybe if he changes his mind and builds it in Vegas that Micheal Jackson statue will scare them away.
     
  10. Friction Baby

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    Isn't he the same guy that bought so many acres of land on mars????

    LMAO
     
  11. zombielove

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    He still has the haircut of a 4 year old. I hope Tom Cruise gets fucking ebola and dies.

    People who join cults piss me off.
     
  12. ZAFDeltaForce

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    He what?! [​IMG]
     
  13. kitehimuro

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    Wha'? Revenge attack? Me? Been hiding out on Earth disguised as human ever since the Last Great Time War began [​IMG]
     
  14. Switchy

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    Poor Katie Holmes.

    And damn he looks gay..
     
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  16. Veho

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    Maybe good ol' Tom has a point, you know... [​IMG]

    This was taken by the Hubble space telescope just a few days ago:
    (to avoid panic, I shall put it in spoiler tabs)


    [​IMG]OMG RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! [​IMG]
     
  17. jumpman17

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    Aw, I sure miss Holmes feels so proud right now.
     
  18. Opium

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    Cruise has such awesome ideas.
     
  19. IainDS

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    Not true. Don't trust the media.
     
  20. jimmy j

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    Tom: Hahaha! You'll never catch me! I am entombed in my alien-proof bunker!

    Xenu: Alien-proof?

    Tom: Yeah! Alien-proof, bomb-proof, water-proof - the lot! I am eenvinceebul!

    Xenu: Is it made of kryptonite?

    Tom: What?

    Xenu: Kryptonite, Tom. Is your bunker made of it?

    Tom: Well... no, but -

    Xenu: But nothing, Tom! Its made of concrete. Concrete ffs! It's shit and it ain't Xenu-proof!

    Tom: But the salesman said -

    Xenu: Silence, human! FIRE THE PLANET BLOWER-UPPER GUN!