Tom Cruise building bunker..

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Tom Cruise building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack'
28.09.07

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Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.

The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.


http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-2341


oh dear.
 
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I can imagine...

Xenu: All your bases are belong to us!
Tom Cruise: Quick! To the bunker!
*Alien super mega powerful laser wipes out bunker*
 
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He still has the haircut of a 4 year old. I hope Tom Cruise gets fucking ebola and dies.

People who join cults piss me off.
 
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Maybe good ol' Tom has a point, you know...
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This was taken by the Hubble space telescope just a few days ago:
(to avoid panic, I shall put it in spoiler tabs)


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OMG RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
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Tom: Hahaha! You'll never catch me! I am entombed in my alien-proof bunker!

Xenu: Alien-proof?

Tom: Yeah! Alien-proof, bomb-proof, water-proof - the lot! I am eenvinceebul!

Xenu: Is it made of kryptonite?

Tom: What?

Xenu: Kryptonite, Tom. Is your bunker made of it?

Tom: Well... no, but -

Xenu: But nothing, Tom! Its made of concrete. Concrete ffs! It's shit and it ain't Xenu-proof!

Tom: But the salesman said -

Xenu: Silence, human! FIRE THE PLANET BLOWER-UPPER GUN!
 
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