Ok, I just had to download this game and see how bad it is. I figured, it's gonna be bad, but maybe it's at least playable. No. It really isn't.
Imagine the worst controls possible in a racer, the most abysmal sound effects, and a wretched looping music clip that is just as bad as the frog itself. Also, when you get an item from a box (and the boxes are tiny), if you pick up another, it'll overwrite your current one. Also, if you get a shield, picking up an item removes it.
Just a horrible experience all around, really. But, would you expect any less?