Hi guys.
My fellow Tempers, times are dire. As you know, the Gateway site is down. Now I don't mean to spread panic and chaos, but we all know this can only mean one thing, and that is THE END IS NIGH. It is clearly a harbinger of impending doom, and the only course of action now is to sell all my worldly possessions, shave my head, change my name and move to Peru to live off of lichen. It is the only way. All is lost, THE SKY IS FALLING, time to abandon everything and live under the sea. Now I best be going if I want to beat the rush of panicking refugees.
DOOM.
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My fellow Tempers, times are dire. As you know, the Gateway site is down. Now I don't mean to spread panic and chaos, but we all know this can only mean one thing, and that is THE END IS NIGH. It is clearly a harbinger of impending doom, and the only course of action now is to sell all my worldly possessions, shave my head, change my name and move to Peru to live off of lichen. It is the only way. All is lost, THE SKY IS FALLING, time to abandon everything and live under the sea. Now I best be going if I want to beat the rush of panicking refugees.
DOOM.
Reference.