Thread for Random Stuff

[hippy dave]

Imagine being white unironically

 

[JuanMena]

People with artificial legs gets to choose their height

 

[JuanMena]

That Greek Gods Sculptures were made based on @p1ngpong.

I cried when I found this ultimate truth.

 

[BigOnYa]

 

[Noctosphere]

Did you know that the penis of a cat is barbed all around its shaft?
I know for a fact that the females weren't consulted when god created them

 

[JuanMena]

Did you know that the penis of a cat is barbed all around its shaft?
I know for a fact that the females weren't consulted when god created them

Ain't dog's barbed too?

 

[JuanMena]

Totally random late night thought:

If a man freezes a bit of good quality sperm (own), and later transitions into a woman and gets the operation to transplant an entire woman's womb, can his sperm get him/her pregnant?

Would the baby get down syndrome or other kind of genetic disease?

Edit: Typos

 

[slaphappygamer]

….imagine……….you are a cat. racing throughout the entire house. you find a hair tie and toss it every which way. up the hardwood covered hall, across the room, out the room, and back down the hall. pushing the hair tie towards the closed door of a room. the hair tie slides under the door and you bang on the door and slide your ninja paws under in hope of retrieving the hair tie. only to have another cat swipe at your paw. the sweet bejesus scared out of you, expanding your fur to twice its thickness. the cat on the other side now has this crazy bendy circle thing. you jet back down the hall and in the room where you can safely reflect on what the fuck just happened in your gorgeously tall cat tree, you know, the one with your shed fur perfectly matted in the corners like the nest of a bird, that one. you eventually calm the fuck down and fall asleep………………………………………………………………….you wake up 700 years later. you find a hair tie and toss it every which way. up the hardwood covered hall…………………………

 

[Mama Dizzys]

Time is a funny thing to lose. But is it real? You can only lose it if it’s real- but technically you’re always losing time considering death is always approaching. And even then, if it’s real, it’s actually passing by. So would you ever say “I ran out of time” possessively? Because it happens to everyone, but time passes by everyone, so can anyone claim their own?

 

[JuanMena]

Spain strikes again with:
ESPAIDERMAN NOWEYJOM

At least they didn't called it: "Pedro Araña y sus flipantes aventuras"

 

[JuanMena]

WHAT IF WE MAKE A THREAD TO FARM XP POINTS?
A la Pokémon.

Yes, we should make this.
SOMEBODY MAKE THIS!

 

[BigOnYa]

I found the best ride for only 25cents (weird no accepto peso)... she's dirty and she has been rode hard, but she puts out still, very well! In front of the K-Mart, Tiempo Cuadrado, Tijuana. Get there early because there is usually a long line.
I'm following the natural Los Santos migration path thru South Cali and into Mexico, and ran across this historic site, I will share more pics, and secret locations, when I make it to my safehouse in Las Payasadas.

 

[GeekyGuy]

When I ate a homemade lentil soup, my poop was a nice, light orange/brown color. But when I ate the same recipe soup but with chickpeas (a much lighter-colored bean), my poop was dark-chocolate colored.

Weird shit.

 

[BigOnYa]

I hate when I'm on Google news, I see a headline of an article I want to read, so I click on it. Then it opens to a NewYorkTimes or such site that says I must register to read. A$$h0les!

 

[GeekyGuy]

I hate when I'm on Google news, I see a headline of an article I want to read, so I click on it. Then it opens to a NewYorkTimes or such site that says I must register to read. A$$h0les!

Yeah, I feel you on that one. Best to check AP News or Reuters. They're both the most reputable and (at least considered) objective news outlets.

 

[JuanMena]

THE OLD WRITINGS STATES THAT THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE!

BUT p1ngy WILL MAKE YOU COME

 

[BigOnYa]

Today I was gonna create a new group, a group where all the people who have been with @JuanMena 's mom, can come together and tell they're story, maybe get some help. But then I realized, man there would be thousands and it would cause more problems than help. Oh well, I'll go make a bagel instead...

 

[JuanMena]

Today I was gonna create a new group, a group where all the people who have been with @JuanMena 's mom, can come together and tell they're story. But then I realized, man there would be thousands and it would cause more problems than help. Oh well, I'll go make a bagel instead...

Just @FAST6191 but I don't think he enjoyed it.

 

[JuanMena]

You know what's a really good present?
The entire Jackie Chan filmography in 4K.

 

[JuanMena]

I've found a new love: