Thread for Random Stuff

[K3Nv4]

My wife blends and puts black beans in chocolate cake, always thought was weird, but you can't taste them and it makes the cake moist.

Great Value canned beans aren't that bad tbh and saves about $1.50 compared to Bushes but always expect to pay more for Bushes.

 

[JuanMena]

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My wife blends and puts black beans in chocolate cake, always thought was weird, but you can't taste them and it makes the cake moist.

STAHP!

 

[x65943]

 

[JuanMena]

 

[JuanMena]

I can't take Freddy Krueger nor Chucky as actual villains... they're too flamboyant to be taken seriously.
Is like those Tornado movies, that only goes after white people... or Final Destination, in which death has a weird attraction for kids or something...


You know what's an actual scary evil?
Physics:

 

[JuanMena]

 

[JuanMena]

So anyways, my kids loves Blippy... wait until I show them THAT video.

 

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An 8 year old who is online discovering creepypastas by himself is not being properly supervised and will end up extremely mentally ill

 

[JuanMena]

An 8 year old who is online discovering creepypastas by himself is not being properly supervised and will end up extremely mentally ill

Exactly, you see the irony/stupidity of this Reddit post.

Is like being proud of saying: "I'm a father that knows best, so I gave them Internet Access..."

 

[impeeza]

I just received a summon to Hyrule and a note from Miyamoto to skip work.

 

[impeeza]

Text of above image

URGENT NOTICE
FROM THE KINGDOM OF HYRULETo Whom It May ConcernWe inform you that you will not be able to report to your place of work on the next November 5th, as you have been summoned to return to Hyrule, play the Ocarina of Time and accompany Link on a mission of maximum priority: save the kingdom. During this time you will be completely focused on battles and key decisions, therefore you will not be able to fulfill your work responsibilities normally.We thank you for your understanding regarding this extraordinary situation.The fate of the kingdom is in your hands!SHIGERU MIYAMOTO
Creative Director and Designer - NintendoThis document is valid throughout the national territory and must be respected by any employer.

 

[impeeza]

Finally here is in english

 

[JuanMena]

Wow, who knew?

 

[impeeza]

Wow, who knew?

completamente falso, las mujeres han sido unas perras desde que se sabe, cleopatra, por ejemplo,

 

[JuanMena]

No switch emulation on the series s/x yet. Pc or android only so far.

Smash Ultimate in PS4... so no, don't get a Series S/X to emulate fucking Switch... a PS4 is enough to play the fucking Switch.

 

[JuanMena]

There's absolutely no way a post from Tommy is 1 minute read... that's a LIE!

 

[JuanMena]

Mexicans with Baby Jesus:

 

[JuanMena]

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I don't know who the duck Duo lipa is but god damn!

@JuanMena
Look this is "Duo Lipa"

 

[JuanMena]

Well... it's a hole for a worm, no? So the missing part is... a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) and it must remain unharmed.

EDIT: Oh wait, that's the opening of a worm?

 

[JuanMena]