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My friends, the dark days are slowly coming to an end.
We lost power last week and have resorted to huddling in the facebook bunker as we tried to brace for the upcoming war. We saw many of our comrades fall before us and watched our mighty empire burn down to the ground in our last battle.
All was lost...it seemed nothing could save us from the darkness.
Then a light from the sky appeared and down descended Lord Costello! His mighty Hammer of the Banning slam down upon the ashes that once was our kingdom! Smashing those who torched it! He raised his fist, holding the ashes of old and released them to the winds as a tear went down his cheek. He saw before him, his once mighty empire soiled by evil and now a vast empty wasteland. He was too late to stop the this hellish action.
"This shall not happen again!" he shouted to the Heavens above, as he thrust his Hammer of Banning into the air, summing his finest Staffers to his side. Nothing more could be done to save the once mighty empire, thus they start a new. The once great servers were flushed as all the darkness was taken from them. The ashes of old were tossed aside as new empire has begun! "Our empire shall rise again!" the cheered as they rebuild the once fallen kingdom!
What seemed like eons had pasted that week as they rebuilt, we watched from a far. We watched as a new castle was formed, bigger, better, and stronger. "This new castle shall withstand a greater blow!" declared Costello as he lowered the gates. We watched as new light shined from this castle, it shown a new hope. We were saved.
We lost power last week and have resorted to huddling in the facebook bunker as we tried to brace for the upcoming war. We saw many of our comrades fall before us and watched our mighty empire burn down to the ground in our last battle.
All was lost...it seemed nothing could save us from the darkness.
Then a light from the sky appeared and down descended Lord Costello! His mighty Hammer of the Banning slam down upon the ashes that once was our kingdom! Smashing those who torched it! He raised his fist, holding the ashes of old and released them to the winds as a tear went down his cheek. He saw before him, his once mighty empire soiled by evil and now a vast empty wasteland. He was too late to stop the this hellish action.
"This shall not happen again!" he shouted to the Heavens above, as he thrust his Hammer of Banning into the air, summing his finest Staffers to his side. Nothing more could be done to save the once mighty empire, thus they start a new. The once great servers were flushed as all the darkness was taken from them. The ashes of old were tossed aside as new empire has begun! "Our empire shall rise again!" the cheered as they rebuild the once fallen kingdom!
What seemed like eons had pasted that week as they rebuilt, we watched from a far. We watched as a new castle was formed, bigger, better, and stronger. "This new castle shall withstand a greater blow!" declared Costello as he lowered the gates. We watched as new light shined from this castle, it shown a new hope. We were saved.
