"Mine Children, Mine children, I pray thee to heed my words and follow them well. For they are the salvation to the entirety of the world.
In times of darkness, and in times of distraught, there be but one singular entity that will keep you sane.
While you may not grasp it, while you may not feel its grace, it shall bless you with happiness and gigantic E-penisery.
Bestowed upon you by others, is the grace of a "Like".
Which may be beholden by all others and mark yourself a true Man of men.
Dost not fret any longer child.
Care not where they come.
Or from who they are given.
But cherish them.
Show them off to the world.
And share them to all others.
Distribute, and you shall receive.
And thine Power will increase.
And then, and only then, when thou hast given and received, and blessed "Likeness" to all others.
Will you be accepted unto the holy order of Likedom."
In times of darkness, and in times of distraught, there be but one singular entity that will keep you sane.
While you may not grasp it, while you may not feel its grace, it shall bless you with happiness and gigantic E-penisery.
Bestowed upon you by others, is the grace of a "Like".
Which may be beholden by all others and mark yourself a true Man of men.
Dost not fret any longer child.
Care not where they come.
Or from who they are given.
But cherish them.
Show them off to the world.
And share them to all others.
Distribute, and you shall receive.
And thine Power will increase.
And then, and only then, when thou hast given and received, and blessed "Likeness" to all others.
Will you be accepted unto the holy order of Likedom."
~Like Prophet Of the holy trinity of Likes, AD. 2011.