It's been a known fact that N64 owners are woke leftists. You all like to play wokey games like animal crossing (my neighbor is a dog) and yoshi story (look we have black yoshi) while bashing games like harvest moon simply because the main character is living a trad lifestyle with a stay at home wife. Now you are all anticipating the arrival of the wokest N64 game of all, Zelda 64. You all can't wait to play the game as a delicate nonbinary elf with big earrings and xyr transgender companion Sheik. Why's this game even called Zelda? Shouldn't it be called Linkle? Maybe Link secretly wants to become Zelda? You N64 drones are welcome to this woke game. Coming soon, another woke game, Mario kart, enjoy your rainbow "road"...