The hentai gods favor me!

[nintendofreak]

You know what you need? A trip to the strip club. Our Sergeants in the Army takes us the strip club as a monthly military field-trip to keep us straight. He asks for a military discount after he is there.

Thats love man.

"keep us straight..."

 

[spokenrope]

you need a women...or a man.

He needs to get a life...

QUOTE

You need to get laid .

You are all three correct. I mean *god damn*, shadowboy.

 

[Veho]

This chick told me that I was the chosen one who will save hentai from all it's porn loving haters, and I accepted the task, will lead my people to Hentopia, a land where we can jerk off in peace with no fear of persecution.

Don't trust them. They are just lulling you into a false sense of security, and when you least expect it, a gigantic tentacle monster will rape you.

 

[gov78]

shadowboy you poor poor man you dont know the greatness of REAL women

 

[shadowboy]

You know what you need? A trip to the strip club. Our Sergeants in the Army takes us the strip club as a monthly military field-trip to keep us straight. He asks for a military discount after he is there.

Lucky of-age people!
It sucks being 15, I can't look at hentai or porn or go to strip clubs :'(

Ah well, I could sneak in using my ninja skills!

Anyway, me and seven other people (4 girls and 3 other guys) began our trip to the holy land today, I luckly have satillite intranet, so I'll keep you updated. And veho, thats what the 4 girls with our group are for, we can use them as bait to escape from monsters... well, except the one I like, she will be my bride and wii will populate this land in my image!

 

[killuncle]

I gotta ask: Are you on drugs boy?

BTW you can do all that when you´re 15...I did!

 

[shadowboy]

I gotta ask: Are you on drugs boy?

BTW you can do all that when you´re 15...I did!

Not in the USA. Last time I tried a bouncer nearly kicked my ass, I had to run 15 blcks before he stopped chasing me.



As for the journey: 1 tentacle monster attacked us, we left the fat chick with it, continuing to holy land.

 

[WeaponXxX]

I have made this trip and lived to tell the tale Shadowboy...unfortunately it was not a good experience for me which is why I rarely speak of my journey...but I can tell you this...and read these words wisely.....BEWARE OF THE HUGE FLYING PENISES if you get past that.... be wary of the demon dudes...who have even bigger penises.... yea...

 

[Orc]

Hentai, pfft.
Porn, pfft.
I just stand in front of a mirror
and touch myself...​

 

[mthrnite]

Naughty boys, you'll go blind!

OUCH! (dammit, ran into that door frame again!)

 

[shadowboy]

I have made this trip and lived to tell the tale Shadowboy...unfortunately it was not a good experience for me which is why I rarely speak of my journey...but I can tell you this...and read these words wisely.....BEWARE OF THE HUGE FLYING PENISES if you get past that.... be wary of the demon dudes...who have even bigger penises.... yea...

NO U DIDNT NO U DIDNT!!

THE HENTAI GODZ TALK 2 ONLY ME I AM CHOSEN 1 NOT U I M DA CHOSEN 1!!!

 

[Legend]

... What in the FUCK happened to this place?
I leave here for 6 months, and come back. What do I find upon my arrival? An infestation.

*Spits*
Kids these days.

Happy trails.

 

[mthrnite]

Yeah! You snotty nosed kids get the hell off my lawn!

..and happy 666th post to Legend!

Whar's muh possum at?

 

[Legend]

lol thanks mthrnite.

Your possum's in the mail... Though I'm not sure if it's "playing possum", or if it's dead.
...
Just take a whiff when it arrives. You'll find out... I hope.
Though it could be one of those... Smelly possums...

Happy trails.

 

[mthrnite]

Well, alright... I ain't eat no possum in months!

 

[mackster]

a hentai cat with a jillion tentacles?

 

[shadowboy]

... What in the FUCK happened to this place?
I leave here for 6 months, and come back. What do I find upon my arrival? An infestation.

*Spits*
Kids these days.

Happy trails.

O:
NOOOO!!! HE SAYS HAPPY TRAILS AT THE END OF EVERY POST!! THAT IS THE 1 PHRASE CAPABLE OF DESTROYING THE HENTAI GODS AND ENDING MY EXODEUS!
If you say that 1 more time the gods will die, so please don't. :<

And no, mackster, my cat only has 15 tentacles, not a jillion.

 

[modshroom128]

this thread made me lol

 

[Costello]

send me kaolla su hentai please kthx

 

[Dirtie]

Happy trails.