The hentai gods favor me!

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Mar 16, 2007

The hentai gods favor me! by shadowboy at 6:21 AM (10,336 Views / 0 Likes) 116 replies

  1. shadowboy
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    I woke up this morning and as I squinted at my cat who likes to sleep on my face she looked sort of like a cat girl. It is a sign that I am in favor with the hentai gods, which they will send me a mail order anime babe to have "fun"(COUGHGUESSWHATKINDOFFUNCOUGHMULTIPLAYERWIISPORTSISYOURHINTCOUGH)
    with in a few weeks. I'll post pix when she arrives. And a vid too. [​IMG]

    Bet you wish the hentai gods loved you, don't you? [​IMG]
     


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    She sat on your face huh... [​IMG]
     
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    Basically all kinds of good hentai related stuff will happen to me because I worship the hentai gods every night, and they have decided to reward my faith in them.
    Like today I found a nice new site with every hentai movieever released available for free direct download.
    And good none hentai related stuff (me getting a girlfriend [​IMG] may happen too.)
     
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    At least you're not into mature women like my roomate, or guys, like my friends in the Navy. The soldiers on my base warned me to bring a roll of duck tape for myself when boarding anywhere with sailors, they said it will protect my bottem...[​IMG]
     
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    The Hentai Gods may favor you, but the Cat Gods sure don't favor your cat.
     
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    **mandatory cat picture**
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]


    EDIT: hah yeah, it was easier.. but now back online, personal hosting [​IMG]
     
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    Forgot to mention, but the girl I like at school has been kind to me recently too, ever since I started eating small animals(like squirrels) alive as sacrifices to the hentai gods!

    Try it, maybe they will favor you too, and get some girls into your division so you don't have to worry about sodomy anymore westside! Or they may make your roomate quit his fetish in favor of girls your age!
    The gods can do anything for you!

    Anyway, goodnight.
    I'll post pix of me eating a live squirrel tomorrow.


    EDIT: NINTENDOFREAK!!! U R A THEIF!!

    [​IMG]
    ^Me eating squirrel to appease hentai gods, all blood was censored out. And yes it is my desktop, and yes, it is sexually arousing for some of my friends, god knows why.
     
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    Clinically fascinating.
     
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    you need a women...or a man.
     
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    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Please don't molest the cat.
     
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    too late... [​IMG] uhoh... >_>
     
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    Let that horniness bottle up inside of you and use it for something productive: lifting weights works very well with horniness. Then when you are big and strong use the bottled up perversion to find a hot chick and let it explode.

    I'm scared....
     
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    "Suddenly, I woke up with pussy on my face."
     
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    You need to get laid [​IMG] .
    I'm sure this will turn around soon and these fortunate events, will turn into unfortunate events [​IMG].
    You will meet your wife - ON THE INTERNET. She will be nice on MSN, but a bitch in the real world [​IMG].
    SHOCK, you should worship regular porn gods!

    Q~
     
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    He needs to get a life...
     
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    The hentai gods visited me while I slept.
    [​IMG]
    This chick told me that I was the chosen one who will save hentai from all it's porn loving haters, and I accepted the task, will lead my people to Hentopia, a land where we can jerk off in peace with no fear of persecution.
     
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    You know what you need? A trip to the strip club. Our Sergeants in the Army takes us the strip club as a monthly military field-trip to keep us straight. He asks for a military discount after he is there. [​IMG]
     

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