It's the study of the century (co-authored by hundreds of physicists) that aims to explore the link oft-disputed link between peanut butter and the rotation of the Earth. (I know what you're asking and yes, this is completely legitimate. Completely.) The findings below may shock you, so I'll spoiler it below. Read the lengthy discussion, in its entirety, at your own risk. Warning: Spoilers inside! "So far as we can determine, peanut butter has no effect on the rotation of the earth."