The 'Alphabet Game'

[Brian117]

My oh my...you stole my L. Now, you have to go back through this whole thread and see how many L's I've had in the past, and the number is how many skittles you need to give me. Got it?

 

[TrolleyDave]

No way mate, there'll be no skittle extortion on my watch.

 

[fridgos]

Oh. Last time I posted I got 'O'.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Postman Pat had his black and white cat.

 

[Brian117]

Queen of kiddie books, is what Dave is.

 

[mucus]

Really? Kiddie? by kiddie do you mean ... (intentionally left out)

 

[Brian117]

Surely you mean an inappropriate word?

 

[mucus]

Truly a word that shan't be mentioned!

 

[Brian117]

Uh huh...I knew that it was a horrible word......Mind giving us the first letter?

 

[mucus]

Verily, in time I might.

 

[Minox]

Worm! Worm in my pants.

 

[Brian117]

X-Rated porn is Dave's best friend.

 

[TrolleyDave]

You wanna watch it mate, or I'll tell everyone about your zampone penis.

 

[mucus]

Zowie! I bet you thought i was going to use zampone to start my reply!

 

[Brian117]

Alright, I'm confused now. BUT WHO WANTS HALF OF MY ZAMPONE? *gets knives out*.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Bloody speed typing lurker, I was gonna answer that!

 

[mucus]

Brian, put that keyblade away!

 

[Brian117]

Cutting it in half in 3...2...-

 

[mucus]

Do it if you're going to do it.

 

[Brian117]

E3 is coming on soon. I'll ttyl.