The 'Alphabet Game'

[CannonFoddr]

Ever heard the saying 'Good things come in small packages' - I would hate to have a Cow 'package'

 

[Kalisiin]

Fuck, I couldn't even imagine having a cow 'package' since cows are female!

 

[CannonFoddr]

Good grief - that's not the type of package I was thinking off - I was thinking more of a Cow PAT

 

[Kalisiin]

Ha ha...okay, well, I guess you are British, you should know - and now you do - what 'package' in that context...means to Americans.

I guess there are a lot more differences between English and American...

Just as an example, we say "wake me up" you guys say "knock me up."

"Knock me up" has a MUCH different meaning in American!!

 

[CannonFoddr]

Let's get one thing clear... 'Knock me up' has the same meaning over here

Must be really dependent on how dirty your mind is

 

[exangel]

Never under estimate a temper's dirty mind.
On a scale of dirty to criminal,
Penis parades in public are pretty to ponder but in practice,
Queer is what comes to mind.

 

[CannonFoddr]

Really ??
Straight I am
That's 100% sure

 

[exangel]

Usually, men say that until they find out
Vaginas have teeth.

Spoiler: note

it's a haiku, too. depending on how you pronounce "usually".

 

[Jasonese]

Wow, that's something to remember there.

 

[8BitWalugi]

Xylophone. Yet again I'm stuck with X.
You try to come up with something better, and with that I
Zoom away into the 2D world.

 

[CannonFoddr]

And why can't you find any other words beginning with 'X' ?
Best friend to find them is Google
Could of used words like xanthareel, xenophobia, xerocopy or even xylorimba

 

[Kalisiin]

Dang, you could have even said "Xerox my butt, that's what I am going to do..."

 

[sonknuck23]

Everyone seems to be ragging on you for being stuck on X.

 

[Jasonese]

For great justice, leave the damn letter alone. It's not his fault that it's hard to make a word starting with it.

 

[8BitWalugi]

Good God what have I done...
How did this happen?
It wasn't my fault! Don't be hatin'!

 

[Kalisiin]

Just relax...nobody's hatin' - we're just having a bit of fun with you.

Know what I mean?

Like I said, we're just messin' with ya!

 

[Jasonese]

Maybe we are, maybe we aren't.

Not to imply anything, just sayin'.

 

[monkat]

Oh my god! You stole M!

Prick! I was gonna use my name!

 

[8BitWalugi]

Quick! We must retrieve it!
Regardless, I need to stop this now.
Seriously, I need something else to do...

 

[Kalisiin]

Tickled, I am, at Monkat's use of the word "prick."

Ugly, but funny.