The 'All I Want For Xmas Is...' Game

[ineap09]

You get a new kitten, but time goes backwards for this kitten. Every day that goes by, the kitten gets closer and closer to being a kitty fetus again.

All I want for Christmas are pills I can take that will immediately make my mind alert.

You get your wish, but the War ends on the second day with a peace treaty uniting the whole world and ending world hunger.

you didn't ask for anything for Christmas, so you didn't get anything.

I can't believe I did that! /facepalm

 

[Maplemage]

The pills were expired.

I dont want a 3DS *WINK WINK*

 

[Wizerzak]

you don't get a 3ds or anything else for that matter....

all i want for xmas is someone to post after me...

 

[Evo.lve]

I post after you, but I make a hideous trollface in the post

All I want for Christmas is a WODE.

 

[nryn99]

i did a little research to what a wode is, because i didn't know what it was. so you simply get your wode, with free 70 games of your choice

You get a new kitten, but time goes backwards for this kitten. Every day that goes by, the kitten gets closer and closer to being a kitty fetus again.

no good, i want another kitten!

 

[ineap09]

You get another new kitten, but time goes really fast for this kitten. Every day that goes by, the kitten grows twenty days older, therefore only living 1/20 the time a normal kitten does.

All I want for Christmas is Super Scribblenauts IRL so I can generate whatever I want IRL.

 

[Evo.lve]

It goes out of control and you generate a Golden Time Machine that crushes you and sends you back to dinosaur times, where you are eaten by a T-Rex.

All I want is a good internet connection.

 

[Forstride]

You get a good internet connection, but someone sabotages your cable box.

All I want for Christmas is Giga Pudding.

 

[ineap09]

Your wish is granted by a miss-cast spell accidentally falling on your mother, turning her into Giga Pudding by which you can make your own candy! YAYz!

Spoiler

All I want for Christmas is a new internet meme starring me going viral.

 

[naglaro00]

Someone posts a nude dancing you on youtube and voila you are now famous


I want life time supply of yogurt

 

[Draxiel]

Someone posts a nude dancing you on youtube and voila you are now famous


I want life time supply of yogurt

You get your lifetime supply of yogurt, but it topples over and squishes you, ending your life


All i want for christmas is a Xbox 360

 

[Omninox]

you get your Xbox 360, but it had the red rings of death

all i want for Christmas is a Japanese Akita~

 

[BloodyFlame]

You get the Akita, but it loses all its limbs in a freak accident.

All I want for Christmas is a PS3.

 

[Deleted User]

your mum

 

[Evo.lve]

^Do you even try to troll?

@BloodyFlame, you get your PS3, but in a freak accident it explodes and causes a huge nuclear blast, destroying your house.

All I want for Christmas is a 3D tv.

 

[CarbonX13]

^Do you even try to troll?

@BloodyFlame, you get your PS3, but in a freak accident it explodes and causes a huge nuclear blast, destroying your house.

All I want for Christmas is a 3D tv.

Your 3DTV arrives, only to turn out that it wasn't actually capable of 3D output without you standing within a 1 ft 'sweet spot'.

All I want for Christmas is Gran Turismo 6.

 

[BloodyFlame]

You get Gran Turismo 6, but it was loaded with a virus and reduces your savings to 0, blows up your console, steals your internet, and turns your house into a giant monster bent on destroying the world.

I want something that has no bad qualities.

 

[Omninox]

You end up getting a paperclip that's so perfect that you die due to sheer happiness of owning it. o.O

all I want for Christmas is my new parkour shoes.

 

[MelodieOctavia]

You end up getting a paperclip that's so perfect that you die due to sheer happiness of owning it. o.O

all I want for Christmas is my new parkour shoes.

Your new parkour shoes arrive, and you slip them on only to find out a pair of rabid badgers have nested in them. You now no longer have any feet.

All I want for christmas is P1ngpong in a thong.

 

[Evo.lve]

You get your wish, but then he pulls out a chainsaw and rips you to shreds.

All I want for Christmas is to win Tempmas.