spam email - the FBI is gonna get me

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by rastsan, May 17, 2012.

  1. rastsan
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    rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard,

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    This made my day, made me laugh for about 5 minutes. Misspelled, general grammatical errors, and most importantly the subject was the message, as the message was left blank.
    see spoiler picture...
    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Since I live in Canada, I find the FBI thing just a little on the ridiculous side (especially since the email address in question ends in .ca). Since I have been unemployed since january of 2011 this also has me going "what nooooo not my near empty bank account....". Even more funny is that this is the first message but also the "final warning". Since when does the FBI threaten arrest and bank closure if you don't pay them? Am I to understand that the FBI who could just freeze my account and wait for me to get back to them wouldn't do just that if they indeed did know what my account was? I hope no one falls for this... just LOL...
     
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  2. emigre

    emigre Has complex motives

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    You're going to get extradited, Bitch.
     
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  3. xist

    xist ΚΑΤΑ ΤΟΝ ΔΑΙΜΟΝΑ ΕΑΥΤΟΥ

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    Tell them your Nigerian cousin has a load of money he needs invested and that if they provide their bank details he'll send it right over.
     
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  4. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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  5. Sora de Eclaune

    Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    Or tell them about the assassins.

    Read this example if you don't know what I'm talking about
     
  6. AlanJohn

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    omg you need to pay them the money or else they will come to your house and find the loli on the computer
     
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