Sometimes I pee sitting down

Taras

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Taras

Not a fag


But some other reasons to whiz sitting down:

-Ambivalence
-Too drunk to care
-Power is out and you don't want to mess the seat
-US Navy Ships are no longer equipped with urinals
-Got owned on an internets forum
 

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    ah fuck NJ is in the heat wave
  • BakerMan @ BakerMan:
    we're cooked, possibly literally
  • BakerMan @ BakerMan:
    if you have a habitable basement, the heat shouldn't be down there and that's where you should hang out
  • Sicklyboy @ Sicklyboy:
    No, but, the air conditioner in my living room gets fuckin icy
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    In a good way, not as in a "my coils are freezing" kind of way
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    Not everyone lives in theirs mom's basement gosh
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    nah, my mom's basement is just for the weekends to check in on the family
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    i usually live in your mom's basement
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    It's 11:30 PM here, I just took the trash out and my god is it awful outside
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    This heatwave can eat my ass
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    omg same, it's VERY hot here, too
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    fuck this heatwave, i don't usually sleep with a fan, but i believe the fan is getting put on the bed rather than beside it
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    IT'S 12:30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND IT'S STILL 78°, WHAT THE FUCK?
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    78º seems abnormal for any part of the day
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    Yea it was 96 F for the high, 78 F for the low today, in Ohio, bout same for bakerman in Michigan
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    F- fahrenheit C-Celsius. We in USA use F as our temp ratings
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    F = Freedom units
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    So... C = Cum units?
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