Gaming Smash 5 hatelist

really, really altered moveset.

seriously cannot be removed

Limit bitch time to three chances per life, specials cause Bayo self-damage if they don't connect, up her frame-count for most moves, shield option is reduced by .05 seconds, bullets fire in a three-pattern (not shape-wise; shots) with a cooling of two seconds, take her bitch-twist-kick combo down a few notches, while making the continuation of a combo string, a charged gunshot, and make her the second or third heaviest character--those tits and that ass have weight.

But hey, I'm no Sakurai.
 
I hate that I can't set custom rules for my custom stages. If I want to make a course in a box, I want everyone to start with 300% damage and spawn only bob-ombs. I dont want to have to set that manually. Then you can never have the stage come up naturally in a random group of friends.

I hate all the FE characters, 6 is just ludicrous.

I hate the Travis Touchdown isnt in the games, but Cloud is? Wat?

I pretty much hate the direction of a more "free for all and winning is luck" attitude the devs took after Melee. Sure melee could have luck based wins too but winning in anything after that seems arbitrary.

I hate the art style of post Melee smash as well.

I hate that single player in BrUthers was garbage.

I hated the classic campaign with its weird ass board game system.
 
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I hated the classic campaign with its weird ass board game system.

You forgot to hate the fact the fuckin' 3DS had the closest thing to Emissary, which would have been phenomenal on Wii U, while the "Phony-opoly" would have been expected, yet deserved on 3DS.

Reasons for Switchbrothers™.
 
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Marth and Ike are my boys. The rest of the FE characters can go straight to the garbage.

They should also remove Fox and replace him with Slippy.
 
The rest of the FE characters can go straight to the garbage.

Reflet and Kamui are different enough for justification; Marth and Roy are OG, 'cina should have been Chrom--in the sense, "We see you...and that's all". I can't remember the other one...so...Tiki?
 
No clones, they take up slots and are just lazy programming.
sakurai literally said that clones don't take up slots and are just more content, if they weren't in the game, then the slot they occupied would be empty
why is this attitude still a thing it's been debunked a trillion times

"There are three clones on the roster. Initially they were created as alternates, but during development they started to develop their own individual traits related to balancing, so we ended up making them different characters in order to separate their records. However, it was of the utmost importance that the workload on the project was not increased. They wouldn’t make it in if balancing had to be done from the start, so they were balanced relative to their original.

Lucina is Marth but with different properties on her sword. Dark Pit is nearly identical to Pit, but his side-B and Final Smash are different, so they ended up becoming separate character records. If Doctor Mario was the exact same as Mario, it would probably upset fans of the old Doctor Mario, so we included customs that can be used to make him more like he was in the past, if you would like.

To make an analogy, it’s as if you were prepared a luxurious, extravagant meal where the cost wasn’t a factor, and on top of that, you were served a free, worthwhile dessert. If this happened at a restaurant, I don’t think any patrons would make a ruckus and say, “change this to the main course!!”

However, this does happen with Smash. I understand that children may not understand the situation, which might be unavoidable. But can you please leave decisions regarding production to me? No matter how you think about it, it’s already a game that’s a bargain."
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Sakurai Masahiro
 
sakurai literally said that clones don't take up slots and are just more content, if they weren't in the game, then the slot they occupied would be empty
why is this attitude still a thing it's been debunked a trillion times

"There are three clones on the roster. Initially they were created as alternates, but during development they started to develop their own individual traits related to balancing, so we ended up making them different characters in order to separate their records. However, it was of the utmost importance that the workload on the project was not increased. They wouldn’t make it in if balancing had to be done from the start, so they were balanced relative to their original.

Lucina is Marth but with different properties on her sword. Dark Pit is nearly identical to Pit, but his side-B and Final Smash are different, so they ended up becoming separate character records. If Doctor Mario was the exact same as Mario, it would probably upset fans of the old Doctor Mario, so we included customs that can be used to make him more like he was in the past, if you would like.

To make an analogy, it’s as if you were prepared a luxurious, extravagant meal where the cost wasn’t a factor, and on top of that, you were served a free, worthwhile dessert. If this happened at a restaurant, I don’t think any patrons would make a ruckus and say, “change this to the main course!!”

However, this does happen with Smash. I understand that children may not understand the situation, which might be unavoidable. But can you please leave decisions regarding production to me? No matter how you think about it, it’s already a game that’s a bargain."
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Sakurai Masahiro

Yes, because Dark Pit was truly a necessary addition. It was only done to save resources and not increase the workload, i.e. cutting corners. They should have at least added a different move set. Lucas is a Ness clone with ice magic, Dr. Mario is Mario with pills instead of fireballs. Yeah, get rid of Dark Pit at least and Corrin.
 
Yes, because Dark Pit was truly a necessary addition. It was only done to save resources and not increase the workload, i.e. cutting corners. They should have at least added a different move set. Lucas is a Ness clone with ice magic, Dr. Mario is Mario with pills instead of fireballs. Yeah, get rid of Dark Pit at least and Corrin.
My initial comment was literally "let's hope they have new movesets." Your response to that was that they take up slots. I made it plain that they do not take up slots. Now you're saying they should be removed because their movesets are cloned.

Let's hope that the game is full of varied, interesting content. I hope that previous clones are given more attention, so that this time around, characters that are interesting and cool can have more distinct "personalities," if you will. I don't want any characters removed, when we could, instead, double down on them and make them worthy additions to the game. The Mii fighter idea was cool, but the implementation wasn't the best. Hopefully, it'll be improved and still available in Smash Switch, with new mechanics and expanded customization.
 

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