Gaming Smash 5 hatelist

H1B1Esquire

RxTools, the ultimate CFW machine.
Member
Joined
Nov 2, 2016
Messages
3,732
Trophies
1
Age
36
Location
Earth, bro-dude.
XP
2,868
Country
United States
really, really altered moveset.

seriously cannot be removed

Limit bitch time to three chances per life, specials cause Bayo self-damage if they don't connect, up her frame-count for most moves, shield option is reduced by .05 seconds, bullets fire in a three-pattern (not shape-wise; shots) with a cooling of two seconds, take her bitch-twist-kick combo down a few notches, while making the continuation of a combo string, a charged gunshot, and make her the second or third heaviest character--those tits and that ass have weight.

But hey, I'm no Sakurai.
 

BORTZ

DO NOT SCREENSHOT
Supervisor
Joined
Dec 2, 2007
Messages
13,243
Trophies
3
Age
34
Location
Pittsburgh
XP
16,028
Country
United States
I hate that I can't set custom rules for my custom stages. If I want to make a course in a box, I want everyone to start with 300% damage and spawn only bob-ombs. I dont want to have to set that manually. Then you can never have the stage come up naturally in a random group of friends.

I hate all the FE characters, 6 is just ludicrous.

I hate the Travis Touchdown isnt in the games, but Cloud is? Wat?

I pretty much hate the direction of a more "free for all and winning is luck" attitude the devs took after Melee. Sure melee could have luck based wins too but winning in anything after that seems arbitrary.

I hate the art style of post Melee smash as well.

I hate that single player in BrUthers was garbage.

I hated the classic campaign with its weird ass board game system.
 
  • Like
Reactions: H1B1Esquire

H1B1Esquire

RxTools, the ultimate CFW machine.
Member
Joined
Nov 2, 2016
Messages
3,732
Trophies
1
Age
36
Location
Earth, bro-dude.
XP
2,868
Country
United States
I hated the classic campaign with its weird ass board game system.

You forgot to hate the fact the fuckin' 3DS had the closest thing to Emissary, which would have been phenomenal on Wii U, while the "Phony-opoly" would have been expected, yet deserved on 3DS.

Reasons for Switchbrothers™.
 
  • Like
Reactions: BORTZ

Darth Meteos

Entertainer
Member
Joined
Jan 6, 2015
Messages
1,676
Trophies
1
Age
29
Location
The Wrong Place
XP
5,707
Country
United States
No clones, they take up slots and are just lazy programming.
sakurai literally said that clones don't take up slots and are just more content, if they weren't in the game, then the slot they occupied would be empty
why is this attitude still a thing it's been debunked a trillion times

"There are three clones on the roster. Initially they were created as alternates, but during development they started to develop their own individual traits related to balancing, so we ended up making them different characters in order to separate their records. However, it was of the utmost importance that the workload on the project was not increased. They wouldn’t make it in if balancing had to be done from the start, so they were balanced relative to their original.

Lucina is Marth but with different properties on her sword. Dark Pit is nearly identical to Pit, but his side-B and Final Smash are different, so they ended up becoming separate character records. If Doctor Mario was the exact same as Mario, it would probably upset fans of the old Doctor Mario, so we included customs that can be used to make him more like he was in the past, if you would like.

To make an analogy, it’s as if you were prepared a luxurious, extravagant meal where the cost wasn’t a factor, and on top of that, you were served a free, worthwhile dessert. If this happened at a restaurant, I don’t think any patrons would make a ruckus and say, “change this to the main course!!”

However, this does happen with Smash. I understand that children may not understand the situation, which might be unavoidable. But can you please leave decisions regarding production to me? No matter how you think about it, it’s already a game that’s a bargain."
~
Sakurai Masahiro
 

the_randomizer

The Temp's official fox whisperer
Member
Joined
Apr 29, 2011
Messages
31,284
Trophies
2
Age
38
Location
Dr. Wahwee's castle
XP
18,969
Country
United States
sakurai literally said that clones don't take up slots and are just more content, if they weren't in the game, then the slot they occupied would be empty
why is this attitude still a thing it's been debunked a trillion times

"There are three clones on the roster. Initially they were created as alternates, but during development they started to develop their own individual traits related to balancing, so we ended up making them different characters in order to separate their records. However, it was of the utmost importance that the workload on the project was not increased. They wouldn’t make it in if balancing had to be done from the start, so they were balanced relative to their original.

Lucina is Marth but with different properties on her sword. Dark Pit is nearly identical to Pit, but his side-B and Final Smash are different, so they ended up becoming separate character records. If Doctor Mario was the exact same as Mario, it would probably upset fans of the old Doctor Mario, so we included customs that can be used to make him more like he was in the past, if you would like.

To make an analogy, it’s as if you were prepared a luxurious, extravagant meal where the cost wasn’t a factor, and on top of that, you were served a free, worthwhile dessert. If this happened at a restaurant, I don’t think any patrons would make a ruckus and say, “change this to the main course!!”

However, this does happen with Smash. I understand that children may not understand the situation, which might be unavoidable. But can you please leave decisions regarding production to me? No matter how you think about it, it’s already a game that’s a bargain."
~
Sakurai Masahiro

Yes, because Dark Pit was truly a necessary addition. It was only done to save resources and not increase the workload, i.e. cutting corners. They should have at least added a different move set. Lucas is a Ness clone with ice magic, Dr. Mario is Mario with pills instead of fireballs. Yeah, get rid of Dark Pit at least and Corrin.
 

Darth Meteos

Entertainer
Member
Joined
Jan 6, 2015
Messages
1,676
Trophies
1
Age
29
Location
The Wrong Place
XP
5,707
Country
United States
Yes, because Dark Pit was truly a necessary addition. It was only done to save resources and not increase the workload, i.e. cutting corners. They should have at least added a different move set. Lucas is a Ness clone with ice magic, Dr. Mario is Mario with pills instead of fireballs. Yeah, get rid of Dark Pit at least and Corrin.
My initial comment was literally "let's hope they have new movesets." Your response to that was that they take up slots. I made it plain that they do not take up slots. Now you're saying they should be removed because their movesets are cloned.

Let's hope that the game is full of varied, interesting content. I hope that previous clones are given more attention, so that this time around, characters that are interesting and cool can have more distinct "personalities," if you will. I don't want any characters removed, when we could, instead, double down on them and make them worthy additions to the game. The Mii fighter idea was cool, but the implementation wasn't the best. Hopefully, it'll be improved and still available in Smash Switch, with new mechanics and expanded customization.
 

Site & Scene News

Popular threads in this forum

General chit-chat
Help Users
  • light27 @ light27:
    happy birthday
  • light27 @ light27:
    OIP.19q3E5NK_Mdn0K35CZWrWQHaJ4
    for you bro
    +2
  • Xdqwerty @ Xdqwerty:
    @light27, it's actually tommorrow but thx
  • light27 @ light27:
    oh it’s the least I could do
    +1
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    yawn
  • Xdqwerty @ Xdqwerty:
    @K3Nv2, stop stealing my phrases
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    why
  • Xdqwerty @ Xdqwerty:
    @K3Nv2, it's not funny
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    ok
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    Wut?
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    That's not funny
    +2
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    So two cannibals where eating a clown and one says to the other. Hey does this taste funny to you?
    +2
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    What do you call a slow car? Retired
    +1
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Did you hear about the police car that someone stole the wheels off of? The police are working tirelessly to find the thieves.
    +2
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    A firefighter got arrested for assault his main claim was what I was told he was on fire
    +2
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full
    +2
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you already told her twice!
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    Diddy also works
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    A scientist heard the word batman so he put a naked lady in a cage with a bat
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Chuck Norris won a staring contest, with the sun.
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    A vampires favorite thing to do is moon you
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    What's the difference between an airplane, and Ken's mom? Not everyone has been in an airplane.
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    What's the difference between @BigOnYa and his wife? Nothing both want to bone me
    +2
  • RedColoredStars @ RedColoredStars:
    How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris
    RedColoredStars @ RedColoredStars: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris