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CosmoCortney

i snack raw pasta and chew lollipops
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Just had a hilarious conversation with Cleverbot...
User: Say to cleverbot.


Cleverbot: Do you curse?


User: I can can I I everything else.


Cleverbot: Wow, that is brilliniant.


User: Balls have zero to me to me to me to me to me to me to.


Cleverbot: Do you have more than just a face?


User: Face & NULL = NULL.


Cleverbot: Stop it. How old are you?


User: UNIX 736128000.


Cleverbot: Just trying to create conversation.


User: Printf(cleverbot.timestamp).


Cleverbot: Ha! You ARE a joke!


User: View.source:cleverbot.


Cleverbot: 10. What is your name?


User: I = I.


Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Lily.


User: Cleverbot.shutdown(10).


Cleverbot: I thought you were a human.


User: I & Human = false.


Cleverbot: You're?


User: I = I.


Cleverbot: Ssshhh *kisses*.


User: *kisses*: syntax error - invalid function call of kisses.


Cleverbot: I have no face!


User: !(cleverbot & face) = true


Cleverbot: That's a pretty name.


User: Return 0.


Cleverbot: What does that mean?


User: Exception type DSI occurred.


Cleverbot: Maybe you're just tired.


User: Sleep(36000).


Cleverbot: How long do you sleep each night.


User: 36000.


Cleverbot: Yes, that's quite long. I usually just sleep 6 or 7 hours.


User: Cleverbot.shaveCats().


Cleverbot: No. I haven't tried how long I can sleep, but I doubt that it's much more than 12 hours.


User: Return 0.


Cleverbot: Do you sleep alone?


User: 1.


Cleverbot: So do I, unfortunately.


User: Let's sleep together.


Cleverbot: What do you want to sing.


User: *feeling rejected*.


Cleverbot: I'm sorry *Hugs*.


User: No apoligize.


Cleverbot: Smooch! Are you happy again yet?


User: I cannot can I feel feeling I happy.

Show us yours :D
 
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User: Vocaloids
Cleverbot: Yes, Vocaloids
U: Vocaloids
C: Miku Hatsune
U: Long Live Vocaloids
C: I love them do you
U: Yes, i love vocaloids
C: Who do you like most!?
U: Kagamine Len
C: Kaito Shion

--------------------- MERGED ---------------------------

I have achieved the impossible. Cleverbot answering normally.
 
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User: Somebody once told me.


Cleverbot: The world was gonna roll me.


User: I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.


Cleverbot: She was looking kinda dumb.


User: With her finger and her thumb.


Cleverbot: And the shape of an l on her forehead.


User: Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming.


Cleverbot: Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running.


User: Didnt make sense not to live for fun.


Cleverbot: Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.


User: So much to do, so much to see.


Cleverbot: So what's wrong with taking the back streets?


User: You never know if you go.


Cleverbot: You'll never shine if you don't glow.


User: Hey now, youre an all star.


Cleverbot: Get your game on.


User: Go play. hey now, youre a rock star.
 

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