Switch owners are automatically in with no strings attached.I’m a switch owner, so I’m already a sex offender
Bruh you played it oncei own a switch
i play osu!
yeah im a sex offender
correctionBruh you played it once
I'm offended that I haven't had sex in a while do I still qualify for the complimentary gift???Register to be a Sex Offender here and get a free complimentary pocket key chain with retractable bottle opener.
Fine, but it was very littlecorrection
more than once
Registry is required. We will then handcuff you and escort you to one of our facilities as part of the registration completion process. We will also provide our standard official approved clothing at no extra cost.I'm offended that I haven't had sex in a while do I still qualify for the complimentary gift???
Please then proceed to register and claim your free gift courtesy of the Five-O foundation.i own a switch
i play osu!
yeah im a sex offender
You are all no sex offenders.
They don't exist.What about us sex defenders?