i'm actually 16 i just messed up my age on it and went with being 17 so it's much worse than it should be.
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Ooooh uh do I qualify? Here's my resume
3.4 GPA
130 lbs
Has sex
Plays League of Legends and Genshin Impact
Can hack your mom's 3DS before she knows I broke in
Very skilled at bending paper clips to use as Switch Jigs
Doesn't respond to people for days
Listens to music from bands people haven't heard of
Can write with both hands
Willingly uses the Imperial systems of measurement
If you have any questions regarding my registration please contact me ASAP
3.4 GPA
130 lbs
Has sex
Plays League of Legends and Genshin Impact
Can hack your mom's 3DS before she knows I broke in
Very skilled at bending paper clips to use as Switch Jigs
Doesn't respond to people for days
Listens to music from bands people haven't heard of
Can write with both hands
Willingly uses the Imperial systems of measurement
If you have any questions regarding my registration please contact me ASAP
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