Say something awful.

[Supernova89]

Over 80 million bacteria can be exchanged in one kiss

 

[Silent_Gunner]

...

Hey, you did ask for something awful! XD

 

[slaphappygamer]

Over the course of your lifetime, the average person will eat 104 spiders in their sleep.

 

[JuanMena]

Paco Gutiérrez, age 9, always wanted a Nintendo console. However, due to being extremely poor living in Venezuela, it was just a distant dream. Using his creativity and with the help from his uncle, he made a cardboard Super Mario game, posted it on YouTube and the video went viral. Thanks to the video, Nintendo’s CEO Doug Bowser personally traveled to Venezuela, to give Paco a Cease and Desist order and sue his family for 200 million dollars.

 

[Alexander1970]

Life in Mechiko is awesome.

 

[JuanMena]

Something awful:

• Not being able to fit in your own damn toilet

Sent from my toilet using Tapatalk

 

[JuanMena]

Something awful:

• PIZZA WITH (JUST) FUCKING OLIVES AND TOMATO

 

[BigOnYa]

Something awful:

• PIZZA WITH (JUST) FUCKING OLIVES AND TOMATO

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It's not delivery.... It's JuanMena

 

[slaphappygamer]

I had my decadeaverssary years ago.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

I had my decadeaverssary years ago.

Nice

 

[BigOnYa]

I'll prob die normally, but not from Snu Snu

 

[JuanMena]

I'll probably die from Snu Snu

 

[BigOnYa]

I'll probably die from Snu Snu

You wish! Me too tho. If I gotta go, why not like that

 

[JuanMena]

You wish! Me too tho. If I gotta go, why not like that

The best part is that I'm not kidding.

Something awful:

• Older ladies have tried to date ME.

 

[BigOnYa]

I've been told I sound like Lorde when I sing...

 

[slaphappygamer]

I like pineapple on my pizza.

 

[Mama Looigi]

Only one out of every one thousand turtles make it to adulthood because of human interference in nature

 

[BigOnYa]

Only 0.19% of all deaths in the world, are from Snu Snu...