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Over the course of your lifetime, the average person will eat 104 spiders in their sleep.
Paco Gutiérrez, age 9, always wanted a Nintendo console. However, due to being extremely poor living in Venezuela, it was just a distant dream. Using his creativity and with the help from his uncle, he made a cardboard Super Mario game, posted it on YouTube and the video went viral. Thanks to the video, Nintendo’s CEO Doug Bowser personally traveled to Venezuela, to give Paco a Cease and Desist order and sue his family for 200 million dollars.
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Something awful:
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- Not being able to fit in your own damn toilet
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Something awful:
- PIZZA WITH (JUST) FUCKING OLIVES AND TOMATO
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I'll prob die normally, but not from Snu Snu
You wish! Me too tho. If I gotta go, why not like thatI'll probably die from Snu Snu
The best part is that I'm not kidding.You wish! Me too tho. If I gotta go, why not like that
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- Older ladies have tried to date ME.
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