Rydian loses a (chick) friend.

[Rydian]

orelieringquist53511: Hey, you there?
rydianmorrison: Roar.
orelieringquist53511: Yay someone to talk to :-) !! how are u?
rydianmorrison: Well I was time-traveling to avoid somebody finding out my MAC address (everybody knows that's how people hack your whole house like in that one Disney movie based off a real story), but then it turns out the mutant seal exploded from unrelated causes, so I just wasted... well, 15 minutes or 2 years, depending on your stance of time passage.
orelieringquist53511: I'm great thanks for chattin with me I found your name in the online members search

whatcha up to?
rydianmorrison: A seal explodes and you don't care? WHAT KIND OF SICK PERSON ARE YOU!?!
orelieringquist53511: I'm not too into exchanging pics .. are you?
rydianmorrison: I'd rather not share the gruesome sight, no.
orelieringquist53511: i'd rather see each other u can see the real thing on my cam... u want to?
rydianmorrison: ... are you telling me you're the ghost of that exploded seal? OH GOD FRANKY THE DOCTORS TOLD ME THERE WAS NOTHING THEY COULD DO BUT NOW WE CAN MAKE LOVE AGAIN! T____T

 

[alidsl]

Do you have anything better to do on Tuesdays?

 

[Warrior522]

I worship the ground you walk on.

 

[monkat]

Do you have anything better to do on Tuesdays?

You need a more occupying hobby hunny...

 

[raulpica]

Rydian = awzm

 

[mameks]

Very good -_-'

 

[Jolan]

With this new technology, we can rebuild her.
harder, better, faster, stronger than before.

 

[ineap09]

That's hilarious!

 

[monkat]