Roast me
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I saw your name and thought you might be having a stroke, I read your posts and they confirmed it
You were supposed to roast him not yourself, but mad respect for being so honest about your activities
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I knew you were going to roast me, but I didn't think you'd do this
You got alot to learn about ancientboi we stick him in the oven just to cool him off.
I've seen you play video games, and you play video games exceedingly poorly. I can beat you in Smash Bros., Mario Kart, and Spongebob's SlapHappy Showdown without issue.
I've never played spongebob slap happy showdown or mario kart
You were so bad at them you weren't even aware you were playing them - and it showed
You're such a hoarder that you didn't even know you had multiple Nintendo Switch's in your possession, and I played against you in Mario Tennis, Splatoon, and Wii Music on all of them. You lost to me every time.
I know you were in a good mood yesterday, but my intention is to make today lackluster.
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Knew a guy once who would travel to another city for dental work just because the dentist there was hot. -
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I'd love to bend over the insurance lady but married with no kids still enough time to break up the marriage I'll just say it's in my insurance policy -
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I can understand wanting to get your hair cut by the hot breasted milf in some particular salon but do you really think you'd have a chance with a dentist after she's seen the inside of your mouth?
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Veho:
Friend of mine is a dentist, he never practiced beyond his internship because the work is so disgusting he couldn't bring himself to do that until retirement.
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Some offices are scummy with treatment I'm like why can't you just do fillings it'll look werid who cares about that
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Veho:
Meanwhile I'm here like "what's the bare minimum that will let me eat apples again? I'll take it."
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Although I'm really tempted to upgrade to the automatic root canal cleaning machine because it is done in one sitting as opposed to four visits for manual scraping.
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