ROAST ME

[BurningDesire]

I have always wanted to do this xD

 

[Touko White]

Burn BurningDesire to the stake!

 

[VinsCool]

I did ur mum

 

[Touko White]

I did the entire board

 

[BurningDesire]

You guys are horrible at this lmao

 

[Touko White]

yes I know
that is the point

now let's talk about burning Windows 2000 and XP

 

[BurningDesire]

Here is a good example: I think you were born on a highway . I mean... That's where most accidents happen

@Cammygirl192 Don't dare put XP in shame.

 

[Touko White]

I wouldn't XP is the best.

 

[Deleted User]

You like lolis? I bet you're a pedophile who distributes and collects child porn on the dank web. All the other people I've seen who like lolis have ended up getting arrested for either distribution or possession of child porn. Even if you're not like that already, you're on a slippery slope, and you're extremely likely to turn into a pedophile eventually.
Disgusting.

 

[BurningDesire]

I wouldn't XP is the best.

Good girl. Now put on some neko ears and play cat girl for me.

You like lolis? I bet you're a pedophile who distributes and collects child porn on the dank web. All the other people I've seen who like lolis have ended up getting arrested for either distribution or possession of child porn. Even if you're not like that already, you're on a slippery slope, and you're extremely likely to turn into a pedophile eventually.
Disgusting.

There we go xDDDDDD

 

[Touko White]

*Cammygirl192 dozes off to sleep at 5pm
I'd not.

 

[BurningDesire]

*Cammygirl192 dozes off to sleep at 5pm
I'd not.

but it is 12:30 baka

 

[Touko White]

It's not, it's 16:51 in the UK.

 

[VashTS]

lets see, with limited info i'm sure we can still get a pretty good idea of who you are...

prob overweight, eyes too far spaced apart, alien looking, nappy headed, dry lipped, crotch rotting, girly boy. your parents secretly hate themselves for being scum and raising you like a piece of shit but since they made decent money their own lives were more important than yours.

i bet your legs between your crotch smells like rotting battery acid at the end of the day you fat sweaty nasty person. i'd call you trash but my trash is more valuable to me than that. you need to put your hand in a blender, turn it on and slowly grind your hands/arms in it, drink the resulting mixture and get raped at the same time.

i hope you walk your pet dog, it gets bit by a rat, gets bubonic plague and you suffer from it - survive it - watch your dog die from it, then randomly get stabbed by a tiny pocket knife resulting in very minor injuries, but you succumb to it.


IS THAT GUUUDD?

 

[BurningDesire]

It's not, it's 16:51 in the UK.

I hate time zones ;(

 

[Touko White]

lets see, with limited info i'm sure we can still get a pretty good idea of who you are...

prob overweight, eyes too far spaced apart, alien looking, nappy headed, dry lipped, crotch rotting, girly boy. your parents secretly hate themselves for being scum and raising you like a piece of shit but since they made decent money their own lives were more important than yours.

i bet your legs between your crotch smells like rotting battery acid at the end of the day you fat sweaty nasty person. i'd call you trash but my trash is more valuable to me than that. you need to put your hand in a blender, turn it on and slowly grind your hands/arms in it, drink the resulting mixture and get raped at the same time.

i hope you walk your pet dog, it gets bit by a rat, gets bubonic plague and you suffer from it - survive it - watch your dog die from it, then randomly get stabbed by a tiny pocket knife resulting in very minor injuries, but you succumb to it.


IS THAT GUUUDD?

1) Wrong
2) Wrong
3) Somewhat correct
4) What you say??
5) Bit.
6) Maybe.
7) Pretty accurate

 

[BurningDesire]

lets see, with limited info i'm sure we can still get a pretty good idea of who you are...

prob overweight, eyes too far spaced apart, alien looking, nappy headed, dry lipped, crotch rotting, girly boy. your parents secretly hate themselves for being scum and raising you like a piece of shit but since they made decent money their own lives were more important than yours.

i bet your legs between your crotch smells like rotting battery acid at the end of the day you fat sweaty nasty person. i'd call you trash but my trash is more valuable to me than that. you need to put your hand in a blender, turn it on and slowly grind your hands/arms in it, drink the resulting mixture and get raped at the same time.

i hope you walk your pet dog, it gets bit by a rat, gets bubonic plague and you suffer from it - survive it - watch your dog die from it, then randomly get stabbed by a tiny pocket knife resulting in very minor injuries, but you succumb to it.


IS THAT GUUUDD?

Dats good but actually way off (for the description of me). Posted this on the forums awhile ago xD

http://gbatemp.net/attachments/image-jpeg.39801/

 

[VashTS]

Dats good but actually way off (for the description of me). Posted this on the forums awhile ago xD

http://gbatemp.net/attachments/image-jpeg.39801/

i'd have to say its VERY accurate

 

[BurningDesire]

i'd have to say its VERY accurate

Well.... This is a roast thread. I ain't expecting compliments xD

 

[Touko White]

All roasters roast roast