Relationship Rants

[Devin]

Blaze
^^^^ You have successfully won the Best Relationship Rant Of All Time Award.

(The previous champion was Rydian, with his girlfriend in a coma.)

 

[Blaze163]

You know the best part? When a relationship goes sour, we all call upon our friends for support. Charlotte did the same. It didn't go well. They all soon found out exactly what (or in this case who) she'd done and turned against her, joining my side of the arguement and leaving her all on her own. One of them even took me out for drinks a few weeks later. I don't recall exactly how the rest of that night went...

 

[ineap09]

Blaze's great relationship tales!

she chose the most fuck ugly sack-of-horse-shit-that-walks-like-a-man she could find. Seriously, check this ugly mother fucker out.

Spoiler

The guy on the right is the one she chose. If she went with the guy on the left, I might have understood a little more. He is at least human looking, even if he is a complete mule penis on toast. But the guy on the right? Seriously? I'm no Brad Pitt but I'm at least 140 billion times better looking than that. His parents are DEFINATELY brother and sister. Even worse, he looks like the kid from Road Trip which has totally ruined an otherwise damn good film.

O_O

I was expecting to see some sort of zombie-slime-skeleton guy...but then I opened the spoiler...

...maybe it's just me but...the guy on the right is the better looking of the two. O_O

 

[_Chaz_]

Blaze's great relationship tales!

she chose the most fuck ugly sack-of-horse-shit-that-walks-like-a-man she could find. Seriously, check this ugly mother fucker out.

Spoiler

The guy on the right is the one she chose. If she went with the guy on the left, I might have understood a little more. He is at least human looking, even if he is a complete mule penis on toast. But the guy on the right? Seriously? I'm no Brad Pitt but I'm at least 140 billion times better looking than that. His parents are DEFINATELY brother and sister. Even worse, he looks like the kid from Road Trip which has totally ruined an otherwise damn good film.

O_O

I was expecting to see some sort of zombie-slime-skeleton guy...but then I opened the spoiler...

...maybe it's just me but...the guy on the right is the better looking of the two. O_O

I think so too, he's average looking.

 

[DeadLocked]

*snip

Spoiler

*snip

lolol I looked at his hoody and it looked like it said "hardon" then I looked where his hands were.
(even though it says hardcore at a second glance)
Also note the guy on the left is the troll and looks scary as fuck!

 

[aiRWaLKRe]

Relationships suck ass, I will treat every women with the upmost respect yet its hard to even get a friend out of them let alone date or even have a relationship. I have had very very very few relationships cause every woman I meet treats me like dog sh*t. The seem like they want to talk to me then when I get a phone number and call them up and talk to them the phone call ends with them saying " I need to go i'll call you back later " Well when you hear those words there ARE A COMPLETE LIE!!! They never call back and when you try and call them after a few days, they won't answer their phone and on the rare chance they do pick up it starts all over again I got to go. And it doesn't matter if I an trying to get with them or not even trying to get with them its always like that.

Hell even the women that give me their own phone all on their own accord without me even trying to get their phone number from them do the same thing.

So pretty much my whole life I been disrespected from just about every girl I meet. The first time I was around 7 years old and seemed to like this girl in my class that was also in my group of kids that walked home from school ( small town small school, so we had groups led my teaches that we walked home in. ) Well one day I wrote her a little note and handed it to her in between classes. Saying things such has hi, how are you? Lets hang out and be friends and such. Well at the end of the day when she was able to come over to me during the walk home she came up to me and was like " Hey bryan I don't think we can be friends" Then she torn up the note and threw it in my face!! I was 7 effin years old wtf?

Anyway the next 25 years are not too much better considering when I look back and count the number of women ( or girls from the earlier years ) that showed me kindness and respect in return I can count them on the fingers of one hand, that's fingers, the thumb is a thumb not a finger in this context...

Well the last friendship that was getting really close to a relationship pretty much ended badly. I was out of work with a dislocated kneecap I was recovering from and had my girl come over one day and we hung out, had fun and it was a great day. Then I don't hear from her for a few days. I had been sitting around those few days with her on my mind and couldn't get her out of my mind. So I was going to call her and talk to her and say I love you and want to take our friendship to the next level. Well turns out that day when I tried calling her and never got a call back she ended up OD'ing from pain pills and alcohol...
Now I'm left wondering if things would of been better or worse if I would of told her on that great day

 

[iggloovortex]

*snip*

Lol at 7 year old part (no offense of course)

sorry about the years after

and i myself would like more clarification about the last girl.
in terms of after the incident as well as the causes if its not too personal/hurtful to say

 

[Devin]

Come on...There's gotta be more rants. I've yet to see people having issues with blow up dolls, or bondage fetishes. (That ones for teh ladies.)

 

[DeadLocked]

Alright so me an this bitch is foolin around
get up to the bedroom and my ex is just sitting there waiting for me with an angry expression
I ask her what she's doing there
turns out I accidentally forgot to untie her from the previous night

 

[Devin]

Alright so me an this bitch is foolin around
get up to the bedroom and my ex is just sitting there waiting for me with an angry expression
I ask her what she's doing there
turns out I accidentally forgot to untie her from the previous night

Claps*

 

[DeadLocked]

Alright so me an this bitch is foolin around
get up to the bedroom and my ex is just sitting there waiting for me with an angry expression
I ask her what she's doing there
turns out I accidentally forgot to untie her from the previous night

Claps*

It fails
I know
but I have no "exp" with such things xD
also it's nearly 2AM

 

[nryn99]

this happened a few years back. i had a girlfriend which i seriously respect. we were still in HS and she's afraid of her dad. one night she told me(through text message) that her dad knew about our relationship and was told to break up with me. i said "what will your father do to you if you didn't?".i want to know what i was dealing with. then she said that her father would beat her up. we were still kids and i know what i can only do, so i said that i agree to break up but i promise to court her again when the time comes. she just replied "okay".

next day, i couldn't go near her. several days later i talked to her and said what if we just keep it a secret. she said no but we're still friends. continued courting her again for a few weeks and finally she said, " you know, i don't love you anymore since the night you agreed to break up with me. i was just testing you if you would fight for me. but instead you quickly said yes."

i was

i was really worried about her that night. the worst part is that it looks like i was my fault, for thinking about her safety first!
damn!

funny thing is after we broke up, we see each other every day since we're classmates.

good thing it was just 2 months and two weeks before graduation.

 

[BORTZ]

Isnt this the whole reason the blogs section was created?lol

 

[Pyrmon]

this happened a few years back. i had a girlfriend which i seriously respect. we were still in HS and she's afraid of her dad. one night she told me(through text message) that her dad knew about our relationship and was told to break up with me. i said "what will your father do to you if you didn't?".i want to know what i was dealing with. then she said that her father would beat her up. we were still kids and i know what i can only do, so i said that i agree to break up but i promise to court her again when the time comes. she just replied "okay".

next day, i couldn't go near her. several days later i talked to her and said what if we just keep it a secret. she said no but we're still friends. continued courting her again for a few weeks and finally she said, " you know, i don't love you anymore since the night you agreed to break up with me. i was just testing you if you would fight for me. but instead you quickly said yes."

i was

i was really worried about her that night. the worst part is that it looks like i was my fault, for thinking about her safety first!
damn!

funny thing is after we broke up, we see each other every day since we're classmates.

good thing it was just 2 months and two weeks before graduation.

Is it just me or isn't that whole "testing" stuff girls do is just retarded?

 

[nryn99]

for me it is retarded. maybe she was still stuck at the young rebellious age and i was thinking of the future.

 

[Pyrmon]

for me it is retarded. maybe she was still stuck at the young rebellious age and i was thinking of the future.

And some people try to make me believe girls mature faster than boys...

 

[Arnold Schwarzen]

Don't have a rant but only advice I've got so far is if you really like somebody let it be known to them. Seems very common two people will not show their feelings due to the fear that the other does not feel the same way but if you don't do or say anything you're not going to benefit from that. Tell them and even if you receive a negative response you'll probably get a feel that he or she wasn't the right one. That or there could be other factors involved. Easier said than done but hopefully you'll be relieved afterwards and get a similar response. Also I recommend a "I can only be myself and if I cannot be accepted for who I am I will not change and it's time to find somebody who will accept me." mentality.

 

[Twiffles]

I've yet to see people having issues with blow up dolls, or bondage fetishes.

The stories I would post are against the rules.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

I've yet to see people having issues with blow up dolls, or bondage fetishes.

The stories I would post are against the rules.

Precisely why I've not joined in the conversation.

 

[ThePeon]

My story's are to depressive, but all I can say is I got heartbroken to many times and now all I do is play games and hope that there exist some girl in the world that don´t hate that don´t wanna stab my heart. That I never ever talk to girls even if it is on the Internet cuz I know they will only dislike me in the end like all the others.