Relationship Rants

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by Devin, Jan 5, 2011.

Jan 5, 2011

Relationship Rants by Devin at 12:32 AM (4,577 Views / 0 Likes) 87 replies

  1. Devin
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    Member Devin "Local Hardware Wizard"

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    Girls/Guys got you down? Post it here.
    Like a girl/guy, but don't know if she likes you back? Post it here.
    Think a girl/guy like you, but she didn't tell you, but you know cause she looked at you for 1 second? Post it here.
    Found someone over the internet, but they turned out to be a Pedo-Bear? Post it here.

    (Move to EoF if necessary.)

    Post them things up.
     


  2. shlong

    Member shlong in memoriam of gravitas

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    I had the hots for some random user on here...
    I think they were called something like...[​IMG] Goli
    Turns out it's a guy ?('?`?)?
     
  3. Devin
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    A: You'll find someone else.
    B: They aren't worth your time.
    C: They love you too, just give them time.
    [​IMG] All of the above.

    [​IMG] Take your pick.
     
  4. monkat

    Banned monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Well, I have this girlfriend, but she lets me play around with other girls.

    Wait, what was the problem again?
     
  5. Devin
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    Member Devin "Local Hardware Wizard"

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    I see no problem. [​IMG]
     
  6. shlong

    Member shlong in memoriam of gravitas

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    [​IMG]
    ...Option D...It hurts my head -_-'

    MYSTERY OPTION D, I CHOOSE YOU!
    *stabs Goli*
    Nyahahaha~~~~~~~~
     
  7. monkat

    Banned monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    You should move on, shlong, he's kinda a prick anyway
     
  8. Pyrmon

    Member Pyrmon Burnin' Monkey Love

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    I feel like I'm incapable of love [​IMG]
    So, no problems with rejection [​IMG]
     
  9. shlong

    Member shlong in memoriam of gravitas

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    Perfect couple then [​IMG]
     
  10. monkat

    Banned monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Are you being serious, or just playing?
     
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    Member Devin "Local Hardware Wizard"

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    This is serious business.... The man has no emotions.
     
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    Member Pyrmon Burnin' Monkey Love

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    Yes, I am serious.
     
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    Member DeadLocked Bi-Winning.

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    Was into this kid on msn for a while
    we really hit it off on an emotional level
    but then it turned out to be a bot called smarterchild ┐('~`;)┌ FML
     
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    I nominate this for the Best Relationship Ever award.
     
  15. monkat

    Banned monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Maybe goli was right - this thread is going downhill....

    It's not my fault this time, though [​IMG]
     
  16. shlong

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    Yes it is.
    Accept it.
     
  17. Devin
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    Sorry, but that award is taken by Issac. [​IMG]
     
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    Blaze's great relationship tales!

    - Despite being able to talk to girls with ease, I tend to stay out of relationships. Therefore my list of girls I've actually dated is alarmingly short. Unlike me. HA! [​IMG]

    - Most notable annoying ex? Charlotte. An old school friend I reunited with after several years, we dated for two years. Went to college together. Where she was corrupted by one of those dumb whores who thinks sex is just sex. Meaningless. Even when in a committed relationship. So Charlotte slept with one of my class mates behind my back. You know the pathetic thing? Of all my class mates, she chose the most fuck ugly sack-of-horse-shit-that-walks-like-a-man she could find. Seriously, check this ugly mother fucker out.

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    The guy on the right is the one she chose. If she went with the guy on the left, I might have understood a little more. He is at least human looking, even if he is a complete mule penis on toast. But the guy on the right? Seriously? I'm no Brad Pitt but I'm at least 140 billion times better looking than that. His parents are DEFINATELY brother and sister. Even worse, he looks like the kid from Road Trip which has totally ruined an otherwise damn good film.

    So, yeah, she fucked around behind my back. I even forgave her first indiscretion in an effort to save what we were. I wasn't so forgiving the second time. I think that's fair. So I kicked her sorry ass to the curb and she spent 4 years hunting me down and being a pain in the neck in a rather misguided attempt to win me back. Kinda sad really.

    Current relationship status, single but with plenty of interest. Notably from a colleague I spend a reasonable ammount of time speaking to when work is slow (or when we're drawn together by our mutual desire to brutally murder our supervisor) who seemed rather upset with this week's rota because the only days I am in the store, she is not. She does seem to be rather...fond of me. Still, having beautiful ladies desire me is something I can live with.
     
  19. shlong

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    Damn...that sucks :/
    But is...kinda amusing, no offence xD
     
  20. monkat

    Banned monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    I thought the one on the left was the guy that she chose, that you were complaining about...the guy on the right doesn't look that bad. He has that slacker-in-highschool-charm-thing going on. Maybe you just don't like him because you blame him for her cheating on you?
     

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