REALLY DRUNK, NEED UR HELP!11!

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  1. Westside
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    i am currently up from 2 hours of sleeping off 3/4 bottles of vodka. i am feeling like throwing up and my stomach hurts... what do i do?
     
  2. kevan

    kevan Imagination rules the world

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    if you are actually drunk, try the blog section if not.

    drink more and all shall be well!
     
  3. TrolleyDave

    TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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    drink lots of water westie mate, vodka's a killer for dehydration.
     
  4. Westside
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    [​IMG] my stomach hurts sooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! :'( [​IMG]
     
  5. Mewgia

    Mewgia drifter

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    aren't you in the military? you should be less of a bitch than this
     
  6. kevan

    kevan Imagination rules the world

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    im still suspicious on this, since it is in the edge of forum.
    but yeah plenty of water!!!
     
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    water then go back to sleep
     
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  9. iluvfupaburgers

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    oh man, you are now talking to an expert [​IMG]
    you have to throw up first. if it doesnt come naturally, just stick your finger in there. this will make you feel lots better since you are getting rid of all that alcohol inside you and will give less job for your liver to process all that alcohol. after that just drink plenty of water as already mentioned because you will be dehydrated. thats what alcohol does. then go to sleep.
     
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    yeah, but it's the canadian military remember.
     
  11. Westside
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    Lol, I can't believe I posted this. I don't normally get drunk because people usually get drunk and get charged in the military. Besides, it's not a military thing, because even though I'm in the military, I was raised with Islamic values where drinking is for the devil so I never really got drunk before.

    I wouldn't be talking, the British exchange students we get here are very feminine.

    BTW it's a 3/4 of the 1.75L vodka... I looked at the bottle now, it's pretty big.
     
  12. injected11

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    3/4ths of a bottle that large, especially when dealing with someone who doesn't drink much, you were probably on the verge of alcohol poisoning if your story is true.
     
  13. Westside
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    I'm a big dude by the way, 220lbs 6 foot. However, I don't remember much about the rest of the night, and according to my friends I threw up all night. Yes, the story is true, I was actually drunk when I was posting this.
     
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    TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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    That's why we exchange them. [​IMG] We have a reputation to keep up! lol And that's a fuck load of vodka to drink when you're not used to it mate! Normally that's the kind of intake when you've been drinking regularly for a while. Vodka's a fun drink but it's lethal once you go over a certain point.
     
  15. Hadrian

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    I'm kinda fucked right now but its a good chilled fucked. I love rum, it always mellows me.

    Yo Westy want you on this forum more.
     
  16. Mewgia

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    except it tastes awful and is for women who can only drink mixed drinks because they are lightweights
     
  17. Westside
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    Really? I find Vodka alot easier to to chug than Whiskey...
     
  18. Vulpes Abnocto

    Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    It is.
    That's why it's easier to hurt yourself with vodka...and why I stick with whiskey [​IMG]
    (Not to mention vodka makes me punchy)
     
  19. iluvfupaburgers

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    whiskey is the best. no hangover whatsoever