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my stomach hurts sooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! :'(
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oh man, you are now talking to an expert
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you have to throw up first. if it doesnt come naturally, just stick your finger in there. this will make you feel lots better since you are getting rid of all that alcohol inside you and will give less job for your liver to process all that alcohol. after that just drink plenty of water as already mentioned because you will be dehydrated. thats what alcohol does. then go to sleep.
 

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Lol, I can't believe I posted this. I don't normally get drunk because people usually get drunk and get charged in the military. Besides, it's not a military thing, because even though I'm in the military, I was raised with Islamic values where drinking is for the devil so I never really got drunk before.

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mewgia said:
aren't you in the military? you should be less of a bitch than this

yeah, but it's the canadian military remember.

I wouldn't be talking, the British exchange students we get here are very feminine.

BTW it's a 3/4 of the 1.75L vodka... I looked at the bottle now, it's pretty big.
 

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3/4ths of a bottle that large, especially when dealing with someone who doesn't drink much, you were probably on the verge of alcohol poisoning if your story is true.
 

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injected11 said:
3/4ths of a bottle that large, especially when dealing with someone who doesn't drink much, you were probably on the verge of alcohol poisoning if your story is true.
I'm a big dude by the way, 220lbs 6 foot. However, I don't remember much about the rest of the night, and according to my friends I threw up all night. Yes, the story is true, I was actually drunk when I was posting this.
 

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Westside said:
Lol, I can't believe I posted this. I don't normally get drunk because people usually get drunk and get charged in the military. Besides, it's not a military thing, because even though I'm in the military, I was raised with Islamic values where drinking is for the devil so I never really got drunk before.

TrolleyDave said:
mewgia said:
aren't you in the military? you should be less of a bitch than this

yeah, but it's the canadian military remember.

I wouldn't be talking, the British exchange students we get here are very feminine.

BTW it's a 3/4 of the 1.75L vodka... I looked at the bottle now, it's pretty big.

That's why we exchange them.
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We have a reputation to keep up! lol And that's a fuck load of vodka to drink when you're not used to it mate! Normally that's the kind of intake when you've been drinking regularly for a while. Vodka's a fun drink but it's lethal once you go over a certain point.
 

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I'm kinda fucked right now but its a good chilled fucked. I love rum, it always mellows me.

Yo Westy want you on this forum more.
 

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TrolleyDave said:
Westside said:
Lol, I can't believe I posted this. I don't normally get drunk because people usually get drunk and get charged in the military. Besides, it's not a military thing, because even though I'm in the military, I was raised with Islamic values where drinking is for the devil so I never really got drunk before.

TrolleyDave said:
mewgia said:
aren't you in the military? you should be less of a bitch than this

yeah, but it's the canadian military remember.

I wouldn't be talking, the British exchange students we get here are very feminine.

BTW it's a 3/4 of the 1.75L vodka... I looked at the bottle now, it's pretty big.

That's why we exchange them.
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We have a reputation to keep up! lol And that's a fuck load of vodka to drink when you're not used to it mate! Normally that's the kind of intake when you've been drinking regularly for a while. Vodka's a fun drink but it's lethal once you go over a certain point.
except it tastes awful and is for women who can only drink mixed drinks because they are lightweights
 

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