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raulpica said:
I can't understand what you're saying.

...paying... for Photoshop?
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I thought you could download it for free!
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QUOTE( @ Dec 5 2010, 09:40 PM)
Yeah, because the only reason Photoshop exists is to make "screwed up celebrities" for "2 second joke". My least favourite part of Photoshop is it only lets you undo twice. Wanna get rid of that thing you messed up on three strokes ago? Fuck you! Too bad! Suck my dick, etc! It ain't happening, bitch!
Why do I have an undo-history which lets me undo up to something like 30 actions back?
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I'm talking about paint.net as well. I've got and have used Photoshop 7 and the latest versions of paint.net and the GIMP, I can tell you that paint.net does not have half the features that even photoshop 7 has, let alone CS5.

You may be thinking of "photoshop elements"? That's a cut-back version of photoshop, it's nowhere near the features (or price) of the normal one.
 

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raulpica said:
Yeah, because the only reason Photoshop exists is to make "screwed up celebrities" for "2 second joke". My least favourite part of Photoshop is it only lets you undo twice. Wanna get rid of that thing you messed up on three strokes ago? Fuck you! Too bad! Suck my dick, etc! It ain't happening, bitch!
Why do I have an undo-history which lets me undo up to something like 30 actions back?
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You missed out the name :3
Also: I have this as well...
 

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Wizzerzak said:
And here's the really funny thing: I bet they get really pissed when they realize that there's another program called paint.NET which is absolutely FREE and does everything photoshop does and more. One of which is an infinite number of undos; photoshop can't even do 2 sometimes. Even better it starts of pretty simplistic and then you can download extra tools/effects as you need them. This means that it is super fast to load up, unlike photoshop which takes hours (OK not hours but sometimes up to 2 minutes).

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raulpica said:
My least favourite part of Photoshop is it only lets you undo twice. Wanna get rid of that thing you messed up on three strokes ago? Fuck you! Too bad! Suck my dick, etc! It ain't happening, bitch!
Why do I have an undo-history which lets me undo up to something like 30 actions back?
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Because you know what the alt key does
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Yes there are alternatives to Photoshop that can do the same job just as well or wipe the floor with it depending on what you're using it for, don't assume you're the only person in the world to figure that one out. Photoshop's only a popular product because those other free programs sprung up afterwards, it's the industry standard for graphic work and as someone else pointed out, about 90% of Photoshop's users probably didn't pay a penny for it.

(Incidentally Photoshop isn't my program of choice, and I agree that the slow loading as it preloads all tools, fonts etc on startup rather than as you use them is a pain in the arse.)
 

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i'm kinda getting the feeling everyone hates me.......
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and pysfira; you hit the nail on the head, that's sorta what i was aiming for...
 

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Rydian said:
What version of photoshop are you talking about, 4? Photoshop has and has always had an incredible number of features compared to paint.net. Hell, I've only got version 7, and it's still got at least twice as much shit.
O Rly?

Anyways, I don't have anything against Photoshop, I just prefer Paint.NET, or sometimes GIMP.
 

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Wizzerzak said:
i'm kinda getting the feeling everyone hates me.......
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and pysfira; you hit the nail on the head, that's sorta what i was aiming for...
Neither do I, nor I think anybody else does
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Your point about the price is right, there are free alternatives, but Photoshop, even if not perfect, it's probably the one which has most features out there.
 

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Photoshop has by and far the largest number of features of any image editor.

Now, I've never said they're features normal people use (most people don't even know what the fuck a colorspace is and don't care anyways), but saying paint.net has more features is incorrect.

... as is saying photoshop can only undo twice.
 

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raulpica said:
Yeah, because the only reason Photoshop exists is to make "screwed up celebrities" for "2 second joke". My least favourite part of Photoshop is it only lets you undo twice. Wanna get rid of that thing you messed up on three strokes ago? Fuck you! Too bad! Suck my dick, etc! It ain't happening, bitch!
Why do I have an undo-history which lets me undo up to something like 30 actions back?
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WOOOOOSH!

That was the sound of my post going right over your head, raulpica
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Wizzerzak said:
sorry yh i meant my avatar, and i know it doesn't look like it was made on photoshop but i was trying to get my point across...
"My avatar looks like it was made with Photoshop"
"I know it doesn't actually look like it was made on Photoshop"

You've got a pretty skewed way of trying to get your point across.
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yh my school has it, version cs3 i think... i haven't it explored it thoroughly but i still haven't found the option to draw a simple shape...
 

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Wizzerzak said:
yh my school has it, version 6 i think... i haven't it explored it thoroughly but i still haven't found the option to draw a simple shape...
Dunno about ver.6, but in 12
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the shape tool's like this:
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It's the bit sticking out, and the tool bar at the top.
 

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