"I'LL KILL YOU!" - Shulk, Xenoblade Chronicles.
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?" - Kazuhira Miller, Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
And my all time favorite...
Dr. Eggman : I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out...
Little Girl : Mommy?
Dr. Eggman : -and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!
[Eggman makes explosion noises as the Eclipse Cannon is revealed]
Dr. Eggman : That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!
[the rest of the dubbers are dying with laughter]
Dr. Eggman : He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth!
[the Eclipse Cannon fires]
Dr. Eggman : That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON!
[the laser hits the moon]
Dr. Eggman : HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
[the dubbers continue to laugh as the camera pans up to a countdown clock on the jumbo-tron]
Dr. Eggman : You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!