Post your favorite game quotes here

[AmandaRose]

“That’s nothing pal! I grew up in Glasgow!”

Angus ‘Grim’ Grimaldi, Tomb Raider (2013)

 

[SG854]

This one is by far the best quote in all of gamming

 

[slaphappygamer]

“!”- guard in Metal Gear Solid. That would scare the shit out of me, sometimes.

 

[Anchovie]

"There's no reason for us to stay any longer than necessary. Let's split up, look for any survivors, and get out of here." -Leon Scott Kennedy. (R.I.P. Paul Haddad. Thank you for voicing my childhood hero)

"Been dropping zombies since 1945! Urah!" -Tank Dempsey.

"You're pretty good!" -Adamska, aka Revolver Ocelot, Metal Gear Solid V online.

"We don't have as many tools as we once did, but... you're welcome to use whatever you find. *Whispers* ...Even the doll. Should it please you..." -Gehrman, the first hunter.

 

[UltraSUPRA]

"If fighting is the only path towards victory, then you must fight."
Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it. Then, he perfected it so that no living man would best him in the ring of honor.
Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. Then, he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one.
*laughs* From that day forward, any time a group of animals are together in one place, it's called a zoo.

Unless it's a farm.

 

[James_]

"Remember, the universe has a wonderful sense of humor. The trick is learning how to take a joke."
- Orvus, Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in Time

"So long, Gay Bowser!"
- Mario, Super Mario 64

"You chose a bad time to get lost, friend."
- Literally every fucking Skyrim enemy, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

"HEY! HEY! HELLO? HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! HEY! HEY! WATCH OUT! LISTEN! HELLO? HEY! LOOK! HEY!"
- Navi, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

 

[DJPlace]

this is not from a game but from a film short called
REJECTED by DON HERTZFELDT

 

[CallmeBerto]

Metal Gear? - Every Snake at some point.

 

[Zucker]

Attention, earth creature! This planet is now part of the Furon Empire. Your benevolent masters welcome you. At this time, we wish to abduct you for the purpose of scientific research. The procedure with be protracted and invasive. Do you have any objections? - Destroy ALL Humans!

 

[Anxiety_timmy]

swear to me, that everything you said about the fireflies is true.
I swear
ok

 

[Tweaker_Modding]

“Oh shit these hoes ain’t hoes!” ~Pierce Washington, Saints Row The Third, 2011

 

[Deleted User]

ITS A ME MARIO!

 

[AmandaRose]

“Kept you waiting, huh?” — Big Boss Metal Gear Solid 5: Ground Zeroes

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

"Ah, n****, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, n****. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niggaaa"-Lamar, gta v

 

[Alexander1970]

"I have already cared about it...."
Cassandra,Assassin´s Creed Odyssey

 

[slaphappygamer]

OBJECTION!!

 

[banjo2]

"Sir, a Space Pirate attack fleet has just warped out of some sort of wormhole. They're also heading for Sector Zero, the planet's home base."
Admiral Dane: "No! They're targeting the planetary defense system."

From the European version of Metroid Prime 3

 

[BigOnYa]

Your Princess is in another castle.