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"I'LL KILL YOU!" - Shulk, Xenoblade Chronicles.

"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?" - Kazuhira Miller, Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

And my all time favorite...


Dr. Eggman : I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out...

Little Girl : Mommy?

Dr. Eggman : -and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

[Eggman makes explosion noises as the Eclipse Cannon is revealed]

Dr. Eggman : That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!

[the rest of the dubbers are dying with laughter]

Dr. Eggman : He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth!

[the Eclipse Cannon fires]

Dr. Eggman : That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON!

[the laser hits the moon]

Dr. Eggman : HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

[the dubbers continue to laugh as the camera pans up to a countdown clock on the jumbo-tron]

Dr. Eggman : You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
 
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"A really big fucking hole, coming right up," -Thermite.

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"I'LL KILL YOU!" - Shulk, Xenoblade Chronicles.

"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?" - Kazuhira Miller, Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

And my all time favorite...


Dr. Eggman : I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out...

Little Girl : Mommy?

Dr. Eggman : -and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

[Eggman makes explosion noises as the Eclipse Cannon is revealed]

Dr. Eggman : That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!

[the rest of the dubbers are dying with laughter]

Dr. Eggman : He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth!

[the Eclipse Cannon fires]

Dr. Eggman : That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON!

[the laser hits the moon]

Dr. Eggman : HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

[the dubbers continue to laugh as the camera pans up to a countdown clock on the jumbo-tron]

Dr. Eggman : You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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"No one sees me. No one bothers me. No one expects anything of me. It's like a dream. Once I survive seven days...does the dream end?"

"Alright, now today is gonna totally kick ass! ... Or... is it? Oh no... I can feel my inner-emo stirring... Must... fight... emo... urges... I know! I just need to think about the light of my life--my beacon of hope... My purpose! Tin Pin Slammer is my purpose!"

"Because you like... beans. Who gets into coffee because they like BEANS? That's just... No."

"I don't get people. Never have, never will."

"Same streets, same crowds too. Yeah, Shibuya hasn’t changed a bit. But still, I don’t think I can forgive you yet. You don’t see it, but... those few weeks were very hard for me. Learning to trust people, having that trust broken... Finding out the town I pegged as small, and stifling, and empty... wasn’t any of those things. I’m glad I met you guys. You made me... pick up on things I probably would’ve just gone on ignoring. "Trust your partner." And I do. I can’t forgive you...but I trust you. You took care of things, right? Otherwise, Shibuya would be gone... and my world with it. Hey, did I mention? I’ve got friends now! We’re getting together for the first time in a week! See you there...?"

- Neku Sakuraba aka the best protag ever.

"He's not a pig! He's a cat! Mr. Mew the cat!"

-Shiki

"But Neku, I thought you couldn't afford to lose. Give up on yourself, and you give up on the world."

"I think Green is having a stroke."

-Joshua

Almost everything said by Sho Minamimoto

All from The World ends with you because this game is awesome.
 
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"German" Colonel Blair after a successsful shooting Down.

"Luigi sad....so saaaad......"
"Mario Kart Siebbennn..."

Mario Kart 7.

"We have complete Confidence in you....."
"We are waiting for you.......in the Test Chamber...."
Half Life
 
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