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I made a bad joke the other day.
Q: What do you call a doll that talks?
A: AN ACTION FIGURE OF SPEECH.
Q: What do you call a doll that talks?
A: AN ACTION FIGURE OF SPEECH.
That made me chuckle :3YayMii said:
THESE are bad jokes~
Why was tigger looking down the toilet?
A: Because he was trying to find Pooh!
What do you call a cow that just gave birth to a calf?
A: Decafinated
What did the mother buffalo say to her child as he left for school?
A: Bison!
Why is a bad joke like a broken pencil?
A: Because it has no point.
What did one hat say to the other hat?
A: You stay here I'm gonna go on a head!
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(That was during a trivia game thing)
(OK two things... 1: You guys won't get the other joke that wasn't the one before it and 2: Before anyone asks what song.. It was "Deity" by Dir en grey)
Also BTW.. don't say the word Obscure.. the pun will be too horrible even for this topic...
Here's one I found on the internet.
What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
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What's big, red, and eats rocks???
What is blue and smells like red paint???
[title:Guess, you will never get it right
]A big red rock-eater!
What is blue and smells like red paint???
Blue paint!
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Ferdinand Feghoot was the greatest irrigation engineer in all history. He brought water to Mars by diverting icebergs from the trans-Plutonian asteroid belts. He piped fresh ammonia to the deserts of Capella XIII, where valuable crystalline music- plants grow. He almost settled the water dispute between Northern and Southern Calfunya.
But his hardest task came on Lushmeadow Acres, a small planet sold to a colony of New Amish by Good-as-Gold Gaazreeb, a Vegan promoter. The arable land lay at over 10,000 feet; the water at sea-level. "Our religion forbids us machinery," the settlers explained. "We can afford only one more cargo from Earth. In six months, Good-as-Gold will foreclose. Save us, Ferdinand Feghoot!"
Feghoot took charge. He ordered the final cargo, and he started the colonists channelling and digging. When Gaazreeb came with his bailiffs, rivers were flowing uphill all over the planet, every field was loaded with crops, and the bank had refinanced.
"How did you do it?" screamed Gaazreeb, using every one of his voice-ducts. He pointed at the tide from the fresh-water sea, running into a river bed. "No machine! Water flows over pickles!"
"Naturally," smiled Ferdinand Feghoot. "That was our cargo. We've known it for centuries on Earth. . . . Dill waters run steep."
But his hardest task came on Lushmeadow Acres, a small planet sold to a colony of New Amish by Good-as-Gold Gaazreeb, a Vegan promoter. The arable land lay at over 10,000 feet; the water at sea-level. "Our religion forbids us machinery," the settlers explained. "We can afford only one more cargo from Earth. In six months, Good-as-Gold will foreclose. Save us, Ferdinand Feghoot!"
Feghoot took charge. He ordered the final cargo, and he started the colonists channelling and digging. When Gaazreeb came with his bailiffs, rivers were flowing uphill all over the planet, every field was loaded with crops, and the bank had refinanced.
"How did you do it?" screamed Gaazreeb, using every one of his voice-ducts. He pointed at the tide from the fresh-water sea, running into a river bed. "No machine! Water flows over pickles!"
"Naturally," smiled Ferdinand Feghoot. "That was our cargo. We've known it for centuries on Earth. . . . Dill waters run steep."
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I'm not sure of this being a bad joke but... yeah.
I dont have this, but I read this joke a few days ago.
I dont have this, but I read this joke a few days ago.
Wanna hear a joke about my dick?
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Never mind. It's too long.
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Never mind. It's too long.
Jokes about my dick tend to be shaggy dog tales; it seems long but in the end it's sorta anticlimactic.
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@Veho: So are you saying your dick a joke ????
Anyway.....
"insomnia is very common - try not to lose any sleep over it"
"A frog jumps off a tall building... what happens ???
"It hit the ground!!"
And my favourite bad joke....
Anyway.....
"insomnia is very common - try not to lose any sleep over it"
"A frog jumps off a tall building... what happens ???
"It hit the ground!!"
And my favourite bad joke....
Newbie: "I've just brought an R4 SDHC"
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Not exactly a bad joke but...
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Wanna hear a clean joke?
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Jack fell in the mud
Jack took a bath, With bubbles!
Bubbles is the girl next door
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