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  1. Nujui
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    Nujui I need something to do.

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    Anyone heard of a bad joke?
     


  2. YayMii

    YayMii hi

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    I made a bad joke the other day.

    Q: What do you call a doll that talks?
    A: AN ACTION FIGURE OF SPEECH.
     
  3. iMasaru

    iMasaru GBATemp's™ Retired Cheats Co-Compiler

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    That made me chuckle :3

    THESE are bad jokes~

    Why was tigger looking down the toilet?
    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    What do you call a cow that just gave birth to a calf?
    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    What did the mother buffalo say to her child as he left for school?
    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Why is a bad joke like a broken pencil?
    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    What did one hat say to the other hat?
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  4. Nujui
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    Nujui I need something to do.

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    The one with pencil is actually kind of funny. It sort of makes sense in a way.
     
  5. Terminator02

    Terminator02 ヽ( 。 ヮ゚)ノ

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    What's brown and sticky?

    a stick
     
  6. YayMii

    YayMii hi

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    What does Hitler use to tie his shoes?
    Little Nazis! lolol
     
  7. RiderLeangle

    RiderLeangle GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    (That was during a trivia game thing)

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    (OK two things... 1: You guys won't get the other joke that wasn't the one before it and 2: Before anyone asks what song.. It was "Deity" by Dir en grey)


    Also BTW.. don't say the word Obscure.. the pun will be too horrible even for this topic...
     
  8. YayMii

    YayMii hi

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    Here's one I found on the internet.

    What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
    He wipes his butt.
     
  9. RiderLeangle

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  10. person66

    person66 If it isn't edited, it isn't a true person66 post

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    What's big, red, and eats rocks???
    Guess, you will never get it right [​IMG
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    What is blue and smells like red paint???
    everyone knows this one
     
  11. RiderLeangle

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    [​IMG]

    If not for everyone being quiet about this pic I wouldn't think it'd be in here...
     
  12. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Ferdinand Feghoot was the greatest irrigation engineer in all history. He brought water to Mars by diverting icebergs from the trans-Plutonian asteroid belts. He piped fresh ammonia to the deserts of Capella XIII, where valuable crystalline music- plants grow. He almost settled the water dispute between Northern and Southern Calfunya.

    But his hardest task came on Lushmeadow Acres, a small planet sold to a colony of New Amish by Good-as-Gold Gaazreeb, a Vegan promoter. The arable land lay at over 10,000 feet; the water at sea-level. "Our religion forbids us machinery," the settlers explained. "We can afford only one more cargo from Earth. In six months, Good-as-Gold will foreclose. Save us, Ferdinand Feghoot!"

    Feghoot took charge. He ordered the final cargo, and he started the colonists channelling and digging. When Gaazreeb came with his bailiffs, rivers were flowing uphill all over the planet, every field was loaded with crops, and the bank had refinanced.

    "How did you do it?" screamed Gaazreeb, using every one of his voice-ducts. He pointed at the tide from the fresh-water sea, running into a river bed. "No machine! Water flows over pickles!"

    "Naturally," smiled Ferdinand Feghoot. "That was our cargo. We've known it for centuries on Earth. . . . Dill waters run steep."
     
  13. Infinite Zero

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    I'm not sure of this being a bad joke but... yeah.



    I dont have this, but I read this joke a few days ago.
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  14. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Jokes about my dick tend to be shaggy dog tales; it seems long but in the end it's sorta anticlimactic.





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  15. CannonFoddr

    CannonFoddr Regular GBATemp Lurker

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    @Veho: So are you saying your dick a joke ????

    Anyway.....

    "insomnia is very common - try not to lose any sleep over it"

    "A frog jumps off a tall building... what happens ???
    "It hit the ground!!"

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
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    And my favourite bad joke....
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  16. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    A bad joke [​IMG]

    It goes on forever but the ending lets you down. [​IMG]
     
  17. Raika

    Raika uguu

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    What kind of energy does the Kinect give off?
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  18. Sausage Head

    Sausage Head Lord Sausage LXIX

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    alanjohn check ur pm
    thumbs up if you are awesome
     
  19. RiderLeangle

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    Not exactly a bad joke but...

    Wanna hear a dirty joke?
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
    Wanna hear a clean joke?
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
    Wanna hear a dirty joke?
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  20. BORTZ

    BORTZ "Another stunning Van Gogh"

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    *monkats nipples*