Besides, it only ended up on the second page because it went at most a day (read: ONE DAY) without posts. It would've found its way back onto the front page soon enough anyway. It's a pretty popular thread after all.
That said, has anybody had any luck with any sort of online translator? I've tried a bunch, and each result is more nonsensical than the last (though the line that Spenstar posted definitely takes the cake when run through Google Translator). It looks like manual translation is the way to go.
Hey, anyone remember that Google-translated HGSS patch from before the games were released in the US? It was surprisingly good, except for some rather inappropriate phrases here and there.