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p1ngpong made fun of Nintendo Switch. But i've been hittin' the gym. Now look at me bro. I'm too muscular for you. I don't need to absorb power. I am power bro. I didn't know my legs can grow like that but look at me now. Don't make me catch you on the playground. I got too much protein in me for you handle.
 
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p1ngpong made fun of Nintendo Switch. But i've been hittin' the gym. Now look at me bro. I'm too muscular for you. I don't need to absorb power. I am power bro. I didn't know my legs can grow like that but look at me now. Don't make me catch you on the playground. I got to much protein in me for you handle.
He actually isn't fully wrong on the switch
 

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Have you seen biceps this big? I'm like a Greek God. Every inch of me is covered in muscle. I stare at myself in the mirror 10 hrs a day. Even I can't look away at this beauty. Oh yeah.
You look at yourself for ten hours a day because you are a big, pink, gay, switch owner.
 

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