p1ngpong is my bitch

[SG854]

p1ngpong made fun of Nintendo Switch. But i've been hittin' the gym. Now look at me bro. I'm too muscular for you. I don't need to absorb power. I am power bro. I didn't know my legs can grow like that but look at me now. Don't make me catch you on the playground. I got too much protein in me for you handle.

 

[JuanMena]

Inb4 P1ng closes this:

Hello Master!

 

[p1ngpong]

If you are wise you will fear me

 

[WiiMiiSwitch]

p1ngpong made fun of Nintendo Switch. But i've been hittin' the gym. Now look at me bro. I'm too muscular for you. I don't need to absorb power. I am power bro. I didn't know my legs can grow like that but look at me now. Don't make me catch you on the playground. I got to much protein in me for you handle.

He actually isn't fully wrong on the switch

 

[SG854]

If you are wise you will fear me

Have you seen biceps this big? I'm like a Greek God. Every inch of me is covered in muscle. I stare at myself in the mirror 10 hrs a day. Even I can't look away at this beauty. Oh yeah.

 

[WiiMiiSwitch]

Have you seen biceps this big? I'm like a Greek God. Every inch of me is covered in muscle. I stare at myself in the mirror 10 hrs a day. Even I can't look away at this beauty. Oh yeah.

Can I get your autograph?

 

[SG854]

Can I get your autograph?

There's only a few people allowed to have my name. Me, myself and I. I'm just too good. You can't handle my name.

 

[p1ngpong]

Have you seen biceps this big? I'm like a Greek God. Every inch of me is covered in muscle. I stare at myself in the mirror 10 hrs a day. Even I can't look away at this beauty. Oh yeah.

You look at yourself for ten hours a day because you are a big, pink, gay, switch owner.

 

[WiiMiiSwitch]

There's only a few people allowed to have my name. Me, myself and I. I'm just too good. You can't handle my name.

please......
i'm cold

 

[WiiMiiSwitch]

You look at yourself for ten hours a day because you are a big, pink, gay, switch owner.

Can I get your autograph?

 

[SG854]

You look at yourself for ten hours a day because you are a big, pink, gay, switch owner.

You can't handle this manly pink. All the girls be fainting at my sight. Girls try to get at me by the daily. They just can't get enough of this Beauty.

 

[slaphappygamer]

You should just inhale pingy already. He is right HERE, in. this. very. thread.

 

[SG854]

You should just inhale pingy already. He is right HERE, in. this. very. thread.

I will obtain his mod powers. Muscular Kirby with that beard and crown.

 

[slaphappygamer]

I will obtain his mod powers. Muscular Kirby with that beard and crown.

Would you be so kind?

 

[SG854]

Would you be so kind?

Only if you get muscles. Only beautiful people allowed in my club.

 

[slaphappygamer]

 

[godreborn]

I think it's hilarious, and at the same time adorable, when @p1ngpong gets defensive. lmao

 

[p1ngpong]

I think it's hilarious, and at the same time adorable, when @p1ngpong gets defensive. lmao

I will hunt you down and kill you!

 

[WiiMiiSwitch]

I will hunt you down and kill you!

Can I have your autograph now?

 

[slaphappygamer]

Enter @godreborn ……reborn.