p1ngpong is my bitch

BORTZ

BORTZ

DO NOT SCREENSHOT
Supervisor
Level 25
Joined
Dec 2, 2007
Messages
13,236
Trophies
3
Age
33
Location
Pittsburgh
XP
15,802
Country
United States
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
 
  • Haha
Reactions: JuanMena and slaphappygamer
D

Deleted member 546149

Well-Known Member
Member
Level 17
Joined
Dec 18, 2020
Messages
2,000
Trophies
2
XP
6,972
BORTZ said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Click to expand...
Collecting IP Addresses is immoral
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: JuanMena and slaphappygamer
AncientBoi

AncientBoi

THE Gay Warlord
Member
Level 20
Joined
Jan 25, 2021
Messages
3,167
Trophies
2
Age
66
Location
Patio NaKeD w/COFFEE
XP
9,715
Country
United States
BORTZ said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Click to expand...


LoL :shit: , us REAL veterans don't mention WTF we did. I am a veteran, and you don't act like one. So Pffffft on you Liar. :gun:
 
  • Haha
Reactions: JuanMena
BigOnYa

BigOnYa

StupiTegredity
Member
Level 14
Joined
Jan 11, 2021
Messages
1,800
Trophies
1
Age
49
XP
4,591
Country
United States
godreborn said:
right now, I'm standing in line for the gbatemp gloryhole. I heard @p1ngpong would be in the booth. :D
Click to expand...
Kinda like this ride....lol
JuanMena.jpg
 
  • Like
Reactions: AncientBoi and godreborn

Popular threads in this forum

Did you know...

The "Can it run" game

My thoughts on people who think the earth is flat.

sex

Is GBAtemp edible?

Any reason why x65 hates Sylveon and not the real Eeveelutions

im kind

Question

General chit-chat
Help Users
    K3N1 @ K3N1: Gay