Order in the Court!

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Nov 23, 2009

Order in the Court! by Veho at 11:30 AM (898 Views / 0 Likes) 6 replies

  1. Veho
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    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    The following are actual conversations, from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, a collection of bizarre and funny courtroom exchanges drawn from sketches in San Diego lawyer Sevilla's Forum and Champion magazine column. Although these would feel right at home in any Phoenix Wright game, these are all real.


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    I can't wait for the international compilation.
     
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    Those are awesome. [​IMG]
     
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    i lol'd
     
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    Pretty stupid question, actually. [​IMG]
     
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    ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
    WITNESS: Yes.
    ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
    WITNESS: None.
    ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
    WITNESS: Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

    This one's nice.
     
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    I'll also wait for the international compiliation. These are gold and would be great in an abridged Phoenix Wright video.
     

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