Order in the Court!

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  1. Veho
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    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    The following are actual conversations, from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, a collection of bizarre and funny courtroom exchanges drawn from sketches in San Diego lawyer Sevilla's Forum and Champion magazine column. Although these would feel right at home in any Phoenix Wright game, these are all real.


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    I can't wait for the international compilation.
     
  2. Raika

    Raika uguu

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    Those are awesome. [​IMG]
     
  3. Theraima

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    Lol, kinda fail [​IMG]
     
  4. prowler

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    i lol'd
     
  5. Raika

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    Pretty stupid question, actually. [​IMG]
     
  6. zuron7

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    ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
    WITNESS: Yes.
    ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
    WITNESS: None.
    ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
    WITNESS: Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

    This one's nice.
     
  7. Hop2089

    Hop2089 Cute>Hot

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    I'll also wait for the international compiliation. These are gold and would be great in an abridged Phoenix Wright video.