Omegle: Funny Chat Logs

[_Chaz_]

Step One: http://omegle.com/

Step Two: Say "Hello"

Step Three: ?

Step Four: Profit




Here are a few I just got done with:




You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi
Stranger: Only gays touch the keyboard
You: Alright...
You: Onscreen keyboards are awesome.
You: Fag

You have disconnected.




You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Whatever you want.
You:

Stranger: hmmm...
Stranger: that's too open of an answer.
You: Or maybe you're too close-minded.
Stranger: lol
You: olo
Stranger: or maybe my mind is set on one thing.
You: What would that be?
Stranger: a horny female.
You: Again, whatever you want.
Stranger: are really a female though?
You: I can be...
You: If that's what you want.
You: Isn't playing God awesome?
Stranger: then what would you do to me if you were?
You: Whatever you want
Stranger: you tell me
You: In this world, you control all.
Stranger: since you're playing god and all.
You: You're the one playnig God, unless you want me to be...
Stranger: i do
You: Well, fuck! I'm God, why am I talking to you? I have shit to do!

You have disconnected.




You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey
You: How was it?
Stranger: Oh it was awesome
You: That's always nice to hear
Stranger: Oh yeah
You: I'm gald you liked it

Stranger:

You: Wanna go again?
Stranger: Ohh yeah
You: Okay, here it goes...
You: Ready?
Stranger: Yeah
You: Okay, I attack space B7.
You: Hit?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Deleted_171835]

Uh...

There is a thread in the EoF like this.

 

[Defiance]

Hahaha, I love the last one.

But yeah, there is an EoF thread somewhere around... (Woo, free post!)

 

[MelodieOctavia]

Welcome to 4chan

 

[Danny600kill]

haha the last one is amazing

 

[_Chaz_]

links please?

 

[kommieg]

You: did they send you in to monitor me?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: dont play coy
You: i know youre with the feds
Stranger: freak

 

[ProtoKun7]

Just now:


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You have disconnected.

 

[Law]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Are you a douchebag?
Stranger: or a bitch?
You: neither
Stranger: cause if so, I don't wanna talk to you?
Stranger: Same thing if you're some creepy old person
Stranger: Or a girl
You: 18, guy
Stranger: or annoying as fuck
You: not looking for cybering
Stranger: Works for me=D
Stranger: Finally =D
You: yeah there are a bunch of weirdos here
Stranger: Sup?
You: nothing really. waiting for some stuff to download so I can get on with some college work
You: you?
Stranger: Thatss cool, where do you go?
Stranger: and listening to music
You: its a community college in the nearby area
Stranger: ooh
You: well all colleges in the UK are pretty much comm colleges
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: Dudee, you live in the UK
Stranger: day made =D
You: really?
Stranger: Yes
You: How so? Are they something of a rarity but once chatted to online grant magical powers?
Stranger: I wish lol
You: Me too

Stranger: You're just automatically ten times cooler than USA people
Stranger: and like 20 times cooler than Asians
Stranger: and 50 times cooler than people from South America
You: dunno, America is pretty rad
You: less commies more nukes
Stranger: No, not at all lol
Stranger: loll win
You: also a government that might cheat its people temporarily, but would never think of bleeding the country dry.
Stranger: We have no money currently, and the money we don't have, we're giving to haiti, they're bleeding us dry
You: plus elected officials! How fun are those? We don't have those over here

Stranger: haha I'm awaree lol
Stranger: But prince harry is gorgeous, so win for you guys
Stranger: lol
You: plus at least your money is going to haiti, we have no money, and money we don't have the government is spending on houses for their pet ducks
Stranger: loll
You: also prince harry, which one was that?
Stranger: The younger one lol
Stranger: red hair
You: oh right the one who dressed up like a nazi
Stranger: Yeah, thats him lol
You: makes sense, they are german after all
Stranger: Wouldnt know lol
Stranger: Ya know, I
Stranger: ve never met a smart person on here
Stranger: lol, typing failur
Stranger: *failure omg lol
You: lol
You: well with 6145 users online according to my clock there must be a few at least
Stranger: I mean until now, haha that couldve been taken as me saying something mean lol
Stranger: Really, I only have 6138
Stranger: lol
You: 6106 now
Stranger: brb
You: k
Stranger: I'm back
Stranger: But now I'm leaving
You: k
Stranger: facebook me
Stranger:
Stranger: byee
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Aww yeah

edit: haha reading over it I just realised when I said the officials weren't elected, she (or he-troll) must have thought I was talking about the royals, who are completely powerless anyway :/.

 

[ProtoKun7]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hurr
Stranger: asl
You: hurr?
Stranger: ???
You: derp
Stranger: where r u from
You: herp derp
Stranger: **** u
You: durr
You: hurr durr
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I think I'm using a pattern...

(Censoring was my own)

 

[Forstride]

Spoiler

You: Hey
Stranger: hi, my name's max, how r u?
You: Good
You: ...And horny
Stranger: r u male?
You: ...And male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler

Stranger: Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts, teach us something please
Whether we be old and bald or young with scabby knees
Our heads could do with filling with some interesting stuff
For now they’re bare and full of air, dead flies and bits of fluff
So teach us things worth knowing, bring back what we’ve forgot
Just do your best, we’ll do the rest, and learn until our brains all rot!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Lacius]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: Hola
Stranger: do you like dogs
You: They're okay.
You: I'm more of a cat person.
Stranger: fuck your asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Forstride]

-chat snip-

All that over favoring cats over dogs (I do too, but still)...

I have another one:

Spoiler

Stranger: webcam?
You: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.

More:

Spoiler

Stranger: hi
You: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: naww fuck brooklyn
You: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ahh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Best one, but it's kind of vulgar:

Spoiler

You: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
You: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
You: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
You: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
You: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
You: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: rage against the machine?
You: No...
Stranger: lol
You: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: nfl?
You: *facepalm*
Stranger: NFL?
You: It's a meme
Stranger: sounds good to me
Stranger: and you?
You: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
You: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: let´s kill them all
You: ...
You: That's just sick
Stranger: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
You: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
You: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
You: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
You: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: AMERICANS SUCKS DICKS HARD!
Stranger: AMERICANS SUCKS DICKS HARD!
Stranger: AMERICANS SUCKS DICKS HARD!
Stranger: AMERICANS SUCKS DICKS HARD!
Stranger: AMERICANS SUCKS DICKS HARD!
You: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.

Lol:

Spoiler

Stranger: hi
You: BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: win a date with me?
You: Only if you have BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[ZeroPF]

This man has obviously not played Mass Effect 2

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: can you do me a favor? I’m on this really cool website fuzzy kittens.com. It’s a great site with games, music videos and prizes. I'm trying to invite people to the site so I can become a special status member. You reach special status once you get 20 people and it unlocks more content. I’m so close I only need 2 more... can you sign up? I'll send you an invitation email, it takes 30 seconds and it's free. You can even put fake personal info if you want. Just give me your email and I’ll send the invite right away. Thank you!
Stranger: please help
You: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Stranger: sure
Stranger: I appreciate it
Stranger: calibrating what?
You have disconnected.

 

[_Chaz_]

lawl, omg these are too funny!


edit:

BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

They see me trollin'...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Sup?
Stranger: asl?
You: 18, female, china
You: You?
Stranger: 16m portugal
You: Wanna cyber?
Stranger: nop
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

More trollin'...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
Stranger: age?
You: 16
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I'm 16 M......
You: Wanna have sex?
Stranger: are you a really girl?
Stranger: just asking
You: Yeah, of course
Stranger: ok
Stranger: can you send me a picture of you naked?
You: You first?
Stranger: I aksed you first?
You: Yeah so?
Stranger: so send me the picture first
You: no
You: You first.
Stranger: than i won't have sex with you
You: D:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And more trollin'...

QUOTE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Wanna cyber?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[mrfatso]

i remember my friend did this.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 20,F, China
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

and he did this for a few times, everytime he mentioned china... Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Law]

You: hey
Stranger: we meet again, batman.
You: Captain America
You: how are you today?
Stranger: Oh, you know. The usual..
You: Seen Spiderman recently? Haven't heard from him in a while and wondered if he might want to go out partying sometime
Stranger: Yeah, he was last hunting down the green goblin. Heard from Wonder Woman?
You: Last I heard she had an STD
Stranger: ouch
Stranger: :/ must be from the Joker
You: Probably
Stranger: what about Super Man? D:
You: Didn't he get Kryptonite poisoning the other month?
Stranger: I think so. I think I might have heard that from Robin.
You: oh
You: I'm sorry to have to say this but
You: Robin died in a motorcycle accident last week
Stranger: .... NOOOOO! poor robin D:
Stranger: was it your reckless driving, Batman? D:
You: He tried to cut me off
Stranger: tsk tsk. was he driving under the influence again?
You: as usual
You: he sure did hit the bottle pretty hard during those last few weeks
Stranger: that's too bad, really. :/
You: such a waste of young life
Stranger: he was such a good young lad.
You: Anyway I need to go deal with the Riddler, he says that if I can't solve his puzzle him and the Scarecrow are going to kill an orphanage full of children
Stranger: Oh dear. I have to go save Hawkgirl from that window she flew into.
You: She still doing that?
Stranger: So until next time, Batman. Farewell.
Stranger: oh yes, indeed.
You: Goodbye for now, old friend.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Forstride]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL:

Spoiler

You: HEy
You: M or F
Stranger: f or m
You: Lol
Stranger: f
You: M
You: 17/PA
Stranger: age
Stranger: im14
Stranger: name
You: Pedobear
You: I like stalking little kids
You: You really shouldn't go out past 9, or I'll get you
You: Well, I gotta go find some more helpless victims
You have disconnected.

 

[_Chaz_]

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I thought I heard his voice over here...
You: Are you here?
Stranger: WHAT?
You: You are here!
You: Oh, I've missed you so much.
Stranger: missed you too
You: I couldn't live another day without you.
You: I had to come back.
Stranger: neither could I
You: I know you told me to stay away, but you can't fight the dark one alone.
You: I came back to assist you!
Stranger: oh you're so brave
You: We can fight side by side.
Stranger: I love you :$
You: The power of love will keep us safe, it's the one thing that can defeat him.
You: I love you to!
Stranger: okay,now talk seriously
Stranger: I dont know you
You: Seriously?
Stranger:

Stranger: you know who am I?
You: What can be more serious than pronouncing my love for you!
You: I'm hurt.
You: Please don't play games like this.
You: It wears heavily on my heart.
Stranger: tell me plz
You: Of course I know you!
Stranger: dont make difficult the situation anymore
You: You're my one true love!
Stranger: awww :$
You: You're the Prince of this kingdom!
You: Everyone in the town knew you.
You: Until... HE came along.
You: But that's in the past now. We must defeat him!
Stranger: hahahhaha
Stranger: you're insane dude
Stranger:

You: Why are you laughing, love?
You: Please don't say those things.
You: You can't possibly delay this any longer
You: We must go slay him at once!
You: The spell ends at sundown, he's vulnerable until then.
Stranger: okay,you have absolutely right
You: If we slay him now, we can bring back the village.
You: It will be as if nothing ever happened!
You: Oh no...
Stranger: what?what happened my love?
Stranger:

You: I???????.???????.?????????.????????? ???????I??? ???????f???????e?????e???l? ?????s??o?m??????e??????t???????h????i????????n????g???????.????????
Stranger: what?
You: O???????????H?????? ????????G?????????O?????????????D????????????!???????
Stranger: omg, are you ok?
You: H????????????E???????????'??????????S?????????????? ??????????G?????????????O??????T?????????????? ??????M?????????E???????????????!????????????????? ??????????G??????????E?????????????T????? ????????????O???????????????U?????T?????????? ???????????O??????????F?????????? ????????????H???????????E??????????????????R???????E????!???????????????
Stranger: never i cant just leve you!
You: T???????o?????? ??????????i???????????????n???????????v???????o????????k????????e????????????? ???????????t???????????h??????????????e???????????? ????????????????h?????????????i?????????????v?????????????e???????????????-????????????m?????????????????i??????????????n???????d?????????? ????????????r????????e????????????????p???????r????????????e??????????????s???????????????e????????????n??????????????t?????????i??????????????n??????????g??????????? ??????????????c?????????????h??????????a??????????????o????????????????s???????.?????????????
??????????I????????????n??????v???????????????o???????????????k??????????i???????????n??????????????????g?????????? ????????????t?????????????h???????e??????????? ??????f?????????????????e?????????????e???????????l????????????????i????????????n?????g??????????????? ??????????????o????????????f?????????? ??????????????c????????h??????a??????????o??????????s??????????.???????????????
???????????W???????????i?????????????????t?????????h??????????o?????????u?????????t?????????????? ?????o???????????r???????????????d???????????e????????r?????????.?????????????
?????T????????????????h?????????e??????????? ?????????N??????????????e??????????????????z??????p??????????????e???????????r?????????????d??????????????i???????a???????????????n????????? ????????????h?????????????i???????????v??????????e????????????-??????m???????????i????????????n???????????d????????? ??????????????o???????????f????? ????????????c???????????h????????a????????????o???????????????s????????????.????????????? ??????????????Z??????????a?????????????????l???????g????????????o??????????.???????????
?????????H???????????e??????? ?????????w?????????????h????????????o??????????????? ??????????????W???????????a???????????????i???????????t??????????s?????????????? ??????????????B?????????e?????????????????h???????????i???????????????n???????????????d????????????? ????????????????T??????????h???????????????e?????????????????? ?????????????W????????a????????l????????l??????.??????????????
??????Z?????A????????????L?????????????G???????????O??????????????!?????????????????
?????????????T???????h?????e???????????? ?????????e?????????????n????????????????t?????????????i????????????r???????e????????????????? ?????????????r???????????o??????????????o????????????m?????????????? ?????????????i??????????????s???????????? ??????????f???????i??????????????l?????????????l??????????e??????????d?????????????? ????????????w???????????i????????????????t??????????h??????? ??????????Z?????????????a???????l??????????g???????????????o??????????.????????????????????
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Just thought that I'd troll this topic back up.
I posted several more on another site... I should really post them here as well.